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Stoners Like Incense

To a stoner incense is like dark limousine tint, you know someone’s inside driving the car, you just can’t quite see them. According to stoners, the theory is that incense masks the aroma of burning weed. So whenever you walk into a room with a bunch of stoners getting hi, you’ll often smell incense. And, when there’s incense burning in the corner it gives the stoner a (false) sense of security, because they think no one will notice that oh so familiar aroma of a burning dead skunk.

In fact incense is a great indicator of weed-smoking activity. Where there’s (incense) smoke…there’s fire…and that fire is usually found at the end of a joint. Light up a joint, light up some incense and well, now mom’s basement reeks of weed and sandalwood. Dead give-away guys.

In fact the whole incense industry is fully supported and wholly kept alive by one demographic; stoners. C’mon, who else uses this stuff, but stoners? Think about it for a second. You could walk into a myriad of stinky places and not smell Nag Champa in any one of ‘em! Consider the Laker’s locker room. Ya think it smells like a Buddhist shrine? No dude, it smells like sweaty gym socks and ass. What about Bessie’s Slaughter House? Ya think they’ll use Jasmine to cover of the smell of future cheeseburgers in there? Of course not. You see what I’m saying, incense is specifically created for the sole purpose of giving stoners an alibi.

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17 Responses to “Stoners Like Incense”

  1. Salinger
    April 3, 2008 at 10:32 pm #

    Now that’s funny! Good luck with the blog.

  2. Sammy Q.
    June 11, 2008 at 6:03 pm #

    k this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard, incense was not made for stoners. incense is like a scented candle without the light. i know for a fact my moms not a stoner and she burns this shit all the time. who ever made this site is just a poser trying to look like a stoner

  3. Yovi
    July 3, 2008 at 7:59 am #

    Hi……..can I use the incense image?

  4. allen
    July 4, 2008 at 2:22 am #

    dude i not a stoner and i love the shit
    its actually an alternative to smoking cuz people smoke the incence its better fr u

  5. Alejandra
    July 5, 2008 at 5:40 am #

    ahhaha this blog is funny, because i’m the biggest anti-drugs person there is and I have jars of incense hahaha. and to the guy above me you don’t “smoke” incense, although it is beneficial.
    seriously though, cute blog you got going.
    kinda stereotypical but then again what isn’t?

  6. chuck
    October 14, 2008 at 4:28 am #

    there is an incense you can shake on yyour weed and smoke to get high, it causes mild hallucination. I tried it oce and got sick as hell but a lot of my friends that did it had a great time. I actually found this age looking for the name, its an odd word as i recall

  7. blacky chan
    November 20, 2008 at 8:31 pm #

    ok ya got me so wat?

  8. Baschive
    January 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm #

    Only if your smoking inside a place ur not supposed too and even then i dont use them, i say fuck it, imm stoned

  9. ben
    August 25, 2009 at 10:25 am #

    dude patchouli is the best incense

  10. Kels
    September 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm #

    Your mom is totally a stoner.

  11. fritzoskinnik
    November 17, 2009 at 1:26 pm #

    WTF? Heads up stonies…Burn b4, during & after! This article is just to make ya ‘noid. If someone smells weed…Big deal ! We all know not to advertise our habits, so, whaddya wanna do spray Glade? Gotta air out the space…just to brighten it up @ 4:20 again. I love incense! Be cuz I smoke the plant w/ unbridled enthusiasm! -F.O.S.

  12. danielcook
    May 29, 2010 at 6:25 am #

    I dont use incense, and the people I know that do arent stoners there weird girls and guys that think there artistic or some other Trendy New age thing they can pretend is cool like those ugly dresses or rocks!

  13. Ras Trent
    September 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm #

    ” chuck
    October 14, 2008 at 4:28 am #

    there is an incense you can shake on yyour weed and smoke to get high, it causes mild hallucination. I tried it oce and got sick as hell but a lot of my friends that did it had a great time. I actually found this age looking for the name, its an odd word as i recall”

    SALVIA!! And believe you me Chuckie, that shit ain’t mild.

  14. Ben
    October 7, 2010 at 7:32 am #

    Whoever the retard is that said that smoking insentce is better than smoking weed n=man you got some issues bc it was just in the paper that 3 15 year old boys died from smoking incents stuppid. STICK TO WEED its natural and btw i like incents

  15. nag champa ingredients
    December 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm #

    Excellent post over again! Thanks:)

  16. WhoAr3You
    February 11, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    WTF..people that use incense is not only for stoners.I burn incense almost every night in my room before going to bed.You dont wanna know,the incense I use knocks you out cold within minutes,makes you go into a deep sleep.I also smoke that herb but only when Im with friends,I dont like smoking it alone..Btw Ive never tried smoking in my house and then trying to cover the smell with incense,thats plain stupid.You will still smell the herb burning.Why not just go outside and smoke one on your porch?

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