Anyone who’s ever sent to us for FREE STICKERS knows that we just can’t help but fuck with their return envelopes. Send us an envelope with an envelope inside it that’s addressed to you plus a stamp affixed to it and we’ll send it back, after we fill it with FREE STICKERS and maybe a few extra goodies…and hit it with some art.
At first we stared spray-painting ’em with stencils. We had this cool one of Bob Dylan we made from his Blonde on Blonde album cover and we’d hit envelopes with it and a stencil sayin’ “EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED”. Then we decided to use pot leaves as stencils and bomb envelopes. We’ve done a ton of different things. Anyhow, some recipients were HELLA STOKED to see their envelope all hit-up with weed-art and some we’re horrified when they saw the look on their mom’s face as she was holding the mail. That shit actually happened. More than once. Oh and we got some dude in trouble at work too. He sent a bunch of envelopes…and he got a bunch in return…all enblazoned with weed-art. Sorry, ’bout that, dude.
So as to not out anyone, nowadays we just employ Sharpie markers and use the inconspicuous return address of “Stuff”. Although, your returning envelope won’t be screaming, “I’m heading to someone’s house that SMOKES WEED”…it will still definitely stand-out.
One thing, tho…make sure you put the stamp on your return envelope on the RIGHT-HAND SIDE. Oh and DON’T SEAL IT either. How the hell are we supposed to slip in yer FREE STICKERS and Miroslav Satan rookie card?