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REVIEW BY: @CarolineCentral
Product Name: CouchLock
Rating: 0/10
From: CouchLock, Inc.
Type: This particular CouchLock drink is supposed to give you more of an indica effect with ingredients to calm you and help you sleep.
Ingredients: 2mg of Vitamin B6 (as pyridoxine HCI) & 658mg of a Proprietary Blend: 5 Hydroxy L-Tryptophan, Kanna Root Extract, Quercetim, Beta Myrecene, Hops Extract, Lemongrass Extract, L-Theanine, Mango Fruit Extract, Magnesium Sulfate, Apigenin, Chamomile Flower Extract, Valerian Root Extract, Melatonin.
Appearance: Kannabliss’s CouchLock comes in a small 2oz bottle with a dark purple label with all the ingredients listed on the back of the bottle. It looks a lot like one of those energy drink shots.
Smell: Smells pretty tasty like some sort of fruity drink or smoothie. It smells like a mixture of mango, guava, and passionfruit with a slight scent of vitamins.
Taste: CouchLock tastes pretty great! It tastes a lot like it smells; very fruity with a little bitter vitamin aftertaste. To me, the drink tasted just like a purple Rockstar Energy Drink.
High: I started to feel some slight effects after about a half hour. It had me feeling a little zoney and tired with a bit of the spins. I smoked around 40 minutes after drinking CouchLock and I didn’t feel like it was any different than if I smoked without the drink. That was about all the effect I got from it other than a stomach and headache for the rest of the night. The next morning I awoke violently ill from the combination of ingredients in my body, the vitamins reacted very badly with me and gave me what felt like a vitamin hangover. Everyone reacts differently to different things but I strongly recomend doing some research on this drink, like I did, before trying it to make sure it is the right thing for you. Also, if you do decide to try it out make sure to follow all of the directions. I take vitamins pretty regularly so I made sure not to combine any vitamins or any other medicines the day I drank Couchlock to ensure it’s full effectiveness. I also checked and made sure I was not sensitive to or allergic to any of the ingredients in Couchlock. I read and followed all the warnings and directions with this product and honestly, I was suprised by my negative reaction especially after seeing so many good reviews. It is recommended that you do not drink this product if you are under any medical supervision, which I am not. I did my research before drinking this product and I strongly suggest you do the same.
Length of High: I didn’t really get a high from this drink. The zoney effects only lasted about 15 minutes tops. It gave me a headache and stomachache for the rest of the evening and into the next afternoon. After getting ill and sleeping for hours I was finally feeling better.
Medical Uses: Couchlock contains ingredients like Melatonin and L-Tryptophan to promote better sleep. It also helps to calm and relax the body. Couchlock also contains an ingredient called Kanna which has been known to help increase the effects of psychoactive herbals.
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