Showtime’s Weeds, the epitome of marijuana misinformation, harmful negative marijuana stereotypes* and all out marijuana ignorance has been CANCELLED! Sounds like viewers have finally had enough of the show and it’s 8-season long portrayal of what they call the “dangerous world of drug dealing.”
First of all, yo, marijuana ain’t no a drug! Not that Showtime’s Weeds’ main star Mary Louise Parker Poser would know. That’s because the star of a show called “WEEDS” doesn’t even smoke WEED.
“It’s like Sudafed,” the ignorant Parker once told the Boston Herald.
Actually, Mary Louise Parker Poser, marijuana isn’t anything like Sudafed. It’s 100% safe and completely all natural where as Sudafed is a fucking chemical created by a fucking pharmaceutical company. And, before the Combat Methamphetamine Epidemic Act of 2005 people used to be convert the shit into crank. Can’t do that with WEED, now can you? And, unlike Sudafed you can’t overdose on WEED.
Actually you can overdose on WEEDS, however, because that’s why the shit got cancelled. So why do we HATE Weeds even though we’ve never even watched it? Because it’s made by, about and for…POSERS. Plus the shit’s about “drug dealing” and just like FOX News, Weeds’ ignorant writers lump marijuana in with harmful drugs. That prohibitionist mentality reinforces the negative stereotypes surrounding cannabis as it has done for the past 70 years. In fact, misinformation, lies and stereotypes are what lead to a ban on marijuana in the first place.
As activists groups across the globe work to put an end to the lies, the rhetoric, the hurtful stereotypes and the negative sensationalism regarding marijuana…it’s TV shows like Weeds that dismantle and discredit all their hard work and for that we say, GOOD RIDDANCE WEEDS!
*Weeds perpetuates harmful stereotypes just like DEA agents, marijuana prohibitionists, US President’s with the last name Bush and that one fucking hold-out dentist motherfucker who still thinks Trident Sugarless Gum causes cavities. We’d do some research to flush out and list those negative stereotypes and then proceed to make fun of ‘em, but we’ve never really watched an episode of Weeds. So instead we just did a Google search and stole some other haters’ shit and copied it to make our point. “The black mother is a large, domineering woman who rules the roost with pithy snark, the black daughter is a young, unwed mother with a surly attitude, the black son is a drug dealer, the Hispanic woman is a maid, the Hispanic man is a drug dealer, the young Indian guy works at Quikeemart and is a neutered, clueless naif, the young white son is a smart but awkward loser, the Jewish uncle is a conniving parasite, and the Jewish uncle’s love interest is a pretty, but masculine, militaristic Israeli.” Judging from all that judging going on we can’t really tell if Weeds is a revolutionary new kind of programing or KKK propaganda (or both).