How to keep synthetic urine warm
Drug testing sucks. It feels like such an invasion of privacy, doesn’t it? Why should some drug test decide the fate of a capable employee? And why should a drug test stand in the way of your future? If you’re facing a drug test have no fear, we’ve helped a ton of people pass ‘em by suggesting that they use synthetic urine. Check out our post, How to Pass a Drug Test for Marijuana, for tips and tricks on passing using fake pee and other recommendations like detox drinks or Jello. Also do yourself a favor and read the comments—you’ll find plenty of helpful information from people who have used our suggestions to pass a drug test.
Best synthetic urine
Handing over a cup of cold pee is a surefire way to fail a drug test. Think about the temperature of your pee when it exits your body. It’s at least the same temperature of your body, right? So your urine sample should be between 94°F to 100°F. If it is too cold make sure to heat it. There are various ways of accomplishing this—use a brand like Sub-Solution that includes a heating powder or find another solution that involves a microwave, stove top or heating pad. Because it comes with a heating powder it’s hands-down the best synthetic urine to use to pass a drug test. If you grab a synthetic urine that doesn’t include a heating powder, no problem just follow the tips below. You might also want to practice a few of these tips before the big day. That way you’ll have your plan ready.
Heating synthetic urine
Of course you can microwave synthetic urine to heat it. Toss it in there for about ten seconds and you’re good. You can also heat it on the stove in a pot. But most bathrooms at drug labs don’t have microwaves or stoves. So if you heated your urine at home you better deliver your sample before it cools off.
If you don’t buy a synthetic urine kit that comes with a heating powder your best bet is to score some temperature strips, and a heating pad. Depending on the drug lab you might need some added stuff so you can smuggle your fake urine into the testing facility and possibly deliver it in front of an actual person watching you pee. Don’t worry, we’ll get to that.
First let’s assume that you’ll have access to a private bathroom to deliver your urine sample. Just put the bottle of synthetic pee in your pocket or purse. Make sure it’s not obvious. People at these labs are looking for people smuggling fake pee. Most people hid it in their underwear or bra. Just be careful how you package it and it won’t spill. Be confident, friendly and smile—you’ll be fine. Nobody knows you’re packing unless you give them a reason to think that you’re packing. Dig?
Now, like we said you’ll want to make sure it’s between 94°F to 100°F before you put it in the cup. So your best bet is to put the temperature strip on the bottle. You’ll find these things for aquariums. They’re cheap. Here’s a box of ten temperature strips on Amazon for $3.99. This will help you determine the temperature of your urine. You could also skip this step and dribble a bit on the underside of your forearm to test the temperature like a mom would do with a baby bottle. If you don’t feel it, you know it’s the right temp. If it feels too hot or too cold you’ll need to make some adjustments.
Anyhow tape the heating pad to the bottle of synthetic urine and allow it to do it’s thing. It should take about an hour for the heating pad to heat the synthetic urine to the perfect temperature. How hot does hand warmer get? A hand warmer will reach temperatures around 100 too 125 degrees F. And the heating pad should hold that pee to the perfect temperature for many hours.
Can you reheat synthetic urine?
Yes you can reheat synthetic urine. In fact you can reheat synthetic urine an unlimited amount of times. It can be heated a number of ways, with a heating pad, in a microwave, even on the stove. However make sure the temperature is between 94° and100°F before pouring it into the collection cup at the lab. You might want to shake it also to create some bubbles much like human pee.
How to smuggle synthetic urine
If you’re submitting to an unsupervised test you shouldn’t really need to hide your pee, like we said most people hid it in their droors or bra. Here are some ideas on where you can hide synthetic urine.
- Wear two sets of droors and stash your fake urine in between them
- Wear a belt under your clothes and attach your fake urine to it. Bonus? Some places make you pull down the pants and lift up the shirt, then let you go to the bathroom alone. So wear it right below your chest and above your navel. Some manufacturers make a special synthetic pee belt for this very reason.
- You can also tape a container of synthetic pee to your inner thigh.
- If you’re a woman you can stash the fake pee in your bra. We’ve even heard of women storing it up the vagina.
- Watch Pulp Fiction and then stash your fake pee where Christopher Walken hid that watch while in a Vietnamese prison camp.
How to use synthetic urine in a supervised drug test
If you’re submitting your urine sample while someone is actually watching it leave your body there is hope. Enter The Whizzinator. What is the Whizzinator? It’s a highly realistic fake penis designed to expel synthetic urine at body-temperature and one of the most infamous weed accessories ever made. There’s a version for women as well. It’s called the She-Whiz. These products not only aid in smuggling and delivering synthetic urine they also keep it warm.
Does the Whizzinator work?
Yes the Whizzinator does work. In fact the Whizzinator worked so well for so many people that the government actually took the Whizzinator dudes down.
In 2008 The government heard people were passing piss tests left and right using a Whizzinator and so they took action lead to federal prosecutors winning a 19-count indictment against Puck Technology, the makers of The Whizzinator, for fraud as well as for selling drug paraphernalia. Gerald Wills and Robert Catalano, president and vice president of the wizinator company, conspired to defraud the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration. As a result the company’s assets were seized, Wills was sentenced to 6 months in prison and Catalano got 3 years probation. Luckily they’re back and selling the product as a sex toy but it still works great to pass a urine drug test. It comes in many different colors so find one that matches your skin tone and you’re good.
Have you ever used fake pee to pass a piss test? Well then how do you keep synthetic urine warm? Let us know in the comments section below…