CertoClear Certo Detox Review

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The Certo drug test method works and this Certo packet works just as well as the original Certo pectin product—but you can keep this one in your desk in case of an emergency drug test…

Does Certo work to pass a drug test? Yep. Believe it or not the certo drug test method seems to work. What is the Certo Drug Test method? Well the method takes its name from Certo a brand of a fruit pectin commonly used to make stuff like jam and jelly. Certo pectin is also commonly used to  help stoners pass a drug test. Anyhow the dudes from THCClear sent us a packet of CertoClear emergency certo dextox. Mix it with water to create a Strawberry Kiwi drink, chug it down and within an hour you should be able to beat your piss test.

PRO TIP: Along with this Certo jelly packet grab yourself a home marijuana drug test kit to see if you’ll pass or not using this method.



Certo to pass drug test

How does Certo work to pass a drug test? Some people will tell you that the fruit pectin in CertoClear temporarily coats the inside of the stomach and bladder temporarily blocking THC or other toxins from entering your urine. However the more likely reason that the Sure Gel drug test method works is because of how fruit pectin, which is just fiber, interacts with THC in the body.

Because THC and its main metabolites are fat soluble most of that stored THC is residing inside fat cells from ingested food. Your body makes bile to bind to that ingested fat and make it dissolve in water. CertoClear, like all fruit pectin products binds to bile in the intestines. So what makes the this method effective at beating a drug test is that it temporarily “forces” THC to leave your body through your poop instead of your urine. This leaves you a window of time where you can pass your urine test.

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Along with this CertoClear packet you might want to grab yourself some Vitamin B2 or B12 supplement to add some color to your urine. The certo method involces driking a lot of water which will dilute your urine. Pop a B12 pill and your pee will look more like light beer than tap water.

CertoClear Certo detox testimonial

This is a testimonial we got from the dudes who make CertoClear about their product. Seems like it worked for this guy and since it’s just like the original Certo Pectin method it should work for you. If you do go ahead and score a packet or two let us know how it works for you in the comments section below. Nothing beats having real testimonials from real stoners that read our site.

Certo detox instructions

Using certo to pass a drug test is as simple as drinking water, dude.  Now to pull off the Certo drug test method all you’ve gotta do is:

  • About three hours before your UA test start drinking a lot of water. You might want to drink about a gallon during this time. Space it out, you don’t need to chug it all in one sitting.
  • About an hour before your UA test pour yourself a 16 to 20 ounce glass of water. If you smoke hella weed make that 32 ounces of water.
  • Pour in a whole packet of CertoClear. If you smoke hella weed and are going the 32 ounce of water route, use two packets of CertoClear.
  • Stir until all the certo fruit pectin has completely dissolved in the the water.
  • Drink it. All of it.
  • Drink the rest of that gallon of water if you haven’t already.
  • Urinate at least 3-4 times before leaving your sample for the UA test to ditch any contaminated urine before the  certo liquid pectin bound the THC in your intestines.
  • 1 hour before the urine test take that B-vitamin pill to add some color to your urine
  • You might want to grab yourself a home marijuana drug test kit to see if you’ll pass or not.

Where to buy Certo

Where can I buy Certo? Glad you asked. You can get packets of CertoClear emergency detox packet here. You can also get the original Certo Fruit Pectin online, Amazon sells a six pack for under $20 or from some grocery stores. It’s kind of old-school stuff so not everybody carries the stuff. That’s why we dig the CertoClear packets—plus they’re great for keeping in your car or desk at work just in case you need to pass a sudden piss test. But the original Certo pectin just like this stuff both work great.

So what is certo? It’s fruit pectin and really great product to help you pass your next piss test. Ever use Certo to pass drug test? Let us know in the comments below…



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