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Stoners Don’t Like Males

admin — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:02:00 +0000

Males are almost always more colorful, more showy, and arguable more attractive than females

Stoners Don’t Like White Lighters

admin — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:56:28 +0000

Man, nothing sucks more, well except for maybe Coldplay or the Toronto Maple Leafs

Stoners Don’t Like Cubes

admin — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:35:44 +0000

Dude, c’mon, it’s nothing but obvious, stoners don’t like cubes. It really doesn’t matter what kind of cube we’re focusing on here, because all cubes, no matter their shape or size, just aren’t for stoners. Okay wait a second; we fucked that up. All cubes are the same shape. Cubes are the epitome of conformity. [...]

FINALLY a Toy to Practice Smuggling WEED

admin — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 16:14:11 +0000

Stoners Don’t Like the Time Ben Harper Yelled at Us

admin — Mon, 03 May 2010 17:51:12 +0000

Sure, you’d think two-time Grammy Award winner, guitarist extraordinaire Ben Harper is all patchouli-reakin’ easy going, hippy-dippy like Lenny Kravitz. Or that the cat has more cool cred than Jack Johnson. Or that he’d be all super cool to share a joint with, right? Uh…you’d be surprised, dude. Years ago, Stuff Stoners Like were like [...]

Stoners Don’t Like the Keytar

admin — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:02:52 +0000

There’s absolutely no way to NOT look like an asshole while playing a keytar. What the fuck is a keytar you ask? Well we’ll tell ya…it’s an instrument that’ll make you look like an asshole just by looking at it. It’s the lamest instrument of all time. It’s more lame than the oboe, the tuba [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Mayonnaise

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:28:17 +0000

Seriously, do we even have to fucking explain?

Stoners Don’t Like Showtime’s Weeds

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:03:14 +0000

FUCK WEEDS and their STEREOTYPICAL STONER BULLSHIT

Stoners Don’t Like Matches

admin — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:00:38 +0000

Matches are for suckers or for people who don’t have lighters. Why? Because they suck..that’s why. Have you ever tried to spark up a fat bowl with a match? Oh you did…did you? Well, how many times did those matches break before you got in the car and drove to 7-11 to buy a fucking [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Senseless Violence

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:15:17 +0000

You know when Pete Townshend would get all mad at his Rickenbacker and smash it into a million little pieces all over the stage and you’d say to yourself, “Shit, Pete, man…why don’t you just give that fucking beautiful geetar to me?” Well, that’s how stoners feel every time they see some footage of a [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Aerosmith

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:04:03 +0000

Imagine a bar band dressed in whatever they could find on the dirty floor of a thrift store or stowed away in Davey Jones Locker, with a singer that sorta looks and moves like Mick Jagger in the dark, and you have Aerosmith. Yeah, we agree that for a second things looked promising when Aerosmith [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Kids

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:52:50 +0000

Sure, they’re cuddly and cute when they aren’t all covered in grape jelly, or snot, or afterbirth. It’s not that stoners don’t dig kids… it’s just that kids ruin everything and they’re just such buzzkills. Just imagine how fucking awesome Chuck E Cheese would be without kids. Getting stoned at that place would totally rule, [...]