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STONERS Like Rolling Trays

admin — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:33:59 +0000

A rolling tray is essential to any collection

STONERS Like Munchies

admin — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 04:52:44 +0000

The Most Well-Named Snack When You're HELLA Stoned

Stoners Like Blunts

admin — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 21:47:41 +0000

If there’s one thing we took away from our Blunt vs. Joint TWITTER POLL, it was that STONERS LIKE Blunts

Stoners Like Subliminal Messages

admin — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:49:02 +0000

Subliminal Messages May be Key to Ending Marijuana Prohibition

Stoners Like Hockey

admin — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:25:55 +0000

If there’s one thing Stuff STONERS LIKE have in common with Snoop Dogg...it’s a LOVE of HOCKEY

STONERS Like the Family Feud

admin — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 19:53:45 +0000

Name something that gets passed around...

The Periodic Table of STUFF STONERS LIKE

admin — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 02:13:25 +0000

Stoners Like Doing People Favors

admin — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:21:02 +0000

krisrivera: @stoner_stuff don’t forget Cheetos! Man, if u want us to pick up some Cheetos for you (again) your gonna have to say please. krisrivera @stoner_stuff pretty please with cherry icee on top. eh, we’re gonna let Jules take this one… Actually, man…we’re probably not gonna be gettin’ you no Cheetohs because we’re stoned and [...]

Stoners Like Everyone Poops

admin — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:18:51 +0000

Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi A book review by Stuff Stoners Like People often turn to books to take a closer look at issues that are important to them. Everyone, including stoners, want a book that relates to their own world view and literature that either reaffirms or extends that view and allows them to [...]

Stoners Like Grocery Shopping

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:31:41 +0000

Much like any other outing stoners might experience while stoned, grocery shopping is an adventure. Remember that scene in The Wizard of Oz where everything is all black and white and shit and then all of a sudden everything turns to color right as Dorothy flings open the door to Oz and Pink Floyd’s “Money“ [...]

Stoners Like Hoodies

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:09:16 +0000

It’s true, sometimes stoners will admit to a slight bit of paranoia right after smoking a joint, man. One minute smoking weed in a parking lot behind a Safeway seems like a really good idea and then all of a sudden you take a hit and every single person is watching you. That’s precisely why [...]

Stoners Like Cheating on Tests

admin — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:01:38 +0000

Oh yeah, stoners love to cheat on tests…are you kidding us? No, man, we’re not talking about cheating on algebra or biology exams. Although, we imagine some stoners’ll cheat on those too. What we’re talking about is, of course, the dreaded…the most heinous…the drug test. Sure there are a lot of high-school-aged stoners out there [...]

Stoners Like Road Trips

admin — Fri, 01 May 2009 10:52:56 +0000

Road trips are pretty cool. But, road trips while stoned are legendary. Being out on the open road, the wind in your hair, ashing a bowl right out the window, smoking a joint while driving and eating a cheeseburger… incorporates just about everything stoners hold dear; loud music, snacks, and being stoned. Sober, road trips [...]

Stoners Like Skittles

admin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:24:28 +0000

Skittles? All stoners love ‘em. Yeah, with munchies ragin’ full-on the stoned have been known to eat ‘em up by the hand fulls. Why? well, stoners fully endorse Skittles not only because they’re delicious but because, really…who the hell DOESN’T want to taste a fucking rainbow, right? Seriously, way before that brilliant marketing campaign ran, stoners [...]

Stoners Like Star Trek

admin — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:06:30 +0000

If a stoner is stoned enough they’ll just sit there and watch the blinking lights on a fucking Christmas tree, right? Well, that’s precisely why Star Trek is the quintessential stoner TV show, man. It’s filled with blinking lights and shit. They’ve got full walls filled with blinking lights and command centers filled with blinking [...]

Stoners Like Taco Bell

admin — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:03:25 +0000

So here’s the thing about Taco Bell…they keep their menu super simple…for stoners. Sure they have a ton of “items” listed up on the board at the drive through, but each one of those items consists of the same few ingredients: beans meat veg cheese tortillas Purty simple right? Yep, Taco Bell has done their [...]

Stoners Like Bob Marley

admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:30:34 +0000

Stoners Like Bob Marley

Stoners Like Pink Floyd

admin — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:08:22 +0000

STUFF STONERS LIKE is the BEST thing to Happen to WEED since Pink Floyd

Stoners Like Doritos

admin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:05:00 +0000

Here at Suff Stoners Like we aim to please, man. Several of our stoner friends have written in touting Doritos as the ultimate stoner food. So…who are we not to investigate, right? So we decided to test that theory. And, well it’s true…stoners love those fucking Doritos, man. It’s almost like the quintessential stoner food. [...]

Stoners Like Paraphernalia

admin — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:42:32 +0000

People have all sorts of rituals. Stoners are people too. And, they have a lot of rituals. Those rituals usually center around the type of paraphernalia a stoner likes to use to consume cannabis. And if you haven’t noticed, stoners love that shit, man. They love everything about it. I mean they like to collect [...]

Stoners Like Cold Pizza

admin — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:29:04 +0000

Fois gras, caviar? Uhm, no. What stoners really like to eat is cold pizza. Why? Well, for one: it’s already made and two: well, it’s already fucking made, man. To a stoner, there’s nothing better than a bong rip and then a trip, to the refrigerator–that is, to find a cold beer and their roommate’s [...]

Stoners Like The Ice Cream Man

admin — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:54:40 +0000

Okay, think about this shit for a second. We mean, really, do we even have to explain? Let’s say you’re a major stoner in the middle of a joint and a vintage episode of Mama’s Family, you know the one where Bubba’s hot blonde girlfriend gets all offended because he decides to take Iola’s fat [...]

Stoners Like Talking About Times They Were Stoned

admin — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:02:56 +0000

It’s really kind of funny, but have you ever noticed how much stoners love talking about the times they were stoned when they’re stoned? Wait…did that come out wrong? It’s like the first thing outta their mouth upon exhaling is, “dude, remember that time when we were stoned?” Okay. Well, just think about the last [...]

Stoners Like Reading

admin — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:13:08 +0000

Well, aside from the liner notes on Pink Floyd’s Ummagumma album, it’s not widely known what it is that stoners like reading. But we here at Stuff Stoners like H.Q. suspect that anything penned by the legendary Tommy Chong would be up there topping the list. Set for release on August 12th (tentatively) is Cheech [...]

Stoners Like Buying Weed at the Liquor Store

admin — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:42:37 +0000

Wouldn’t it be great to walk into a liquor store to grab a six pack and some zig zags and tell the guy behind the counter to toss in some weed with that? Well get this…there’s a new initiative in Oregon that would allow state-controlled liquor stores to legally sell marijuana to adults. Get out! [...]

Stoners Like School

admin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:55:24 +0000

School…are you serious? It’s true, stoners do indeed like school. Especially a school that has a curriculum completely based in marijuana. Located in downtown Oakland California is Oaksterdam University a unique, trend setting trade school offering classes regarding the cannabis industry. With more than a 100 years of combined experience, teachers are eager to share [...]

Stoners Like Tivo

admin — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:29:17 +0000

Don’t you just hate distractions? Well, stoners do too, man! When a stoner is high…nothing is more annoying than a knock at the door. Why, well because they’ll miss all the action on TV. When it comes to watching the tube, it’s as important to catch all the clues on Celebrity Mole as it is [...]

Stoners Like The Black Crowes

admin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:56:22 +0000

Of course stoners like the Black Crowes, well, because who doesn’t love watching or reading about two rock star brothers killing one another? But, that’s not the point…. We’ve discussed 10 things that stoners like…now let’s talk about something they don’t. That something is when an indignant customer service representative refuses to address a stoner’s [...]

Stoners Like Procrastination

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:42:47 +0000

Isn’t it obvious? C’mon people…why else do you think it took us so fucking long to finally post something, eh?

Stoners Like Munchy Runs

admin — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:38:47 +0000

Stoners don’t really grocery shop per se, but once the sacred leaf kicks into HIGH gear, you’ll often see a lil’l know phenomenon called a “munchy run” take place. A munchy run is a lot like a beer run; hell a munchy run is exactly like a beer run…well, since beer is inevitably on the [...]

Stoners Like Starring at Photos of Buds

admin — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:17:51 +0000

You know when you walk into a 7-11 to grab a Cherry-Coke Slurpee and some nachos and you over hear some dudes are holding up a magazine letting out a really loud “whoa…look at those”? Well, we bet the first thing you’d think to yourself is, “self…just don’t pay attention to those 2 perverts salivating [...]

Stoners Like the number 420

admin — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:51:15 +0000

Did you know that there are exactly 420 chemicals found in marijuana? Or, did you know that some group of hippy dippy teeny-boppers back in 1971 at some San Rafael High school would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke up some weed near some Louis Pasteur statue? Or maybe you heard that some [...]

Stoners Like Transforming Things into Bongs

admin — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:01:08 +0000

You know, it’s not that stoners especially like honey, it’s just that much like McGuyver, stoners are really crafty and have a knack for transforming ordinary household objects into pipes or bongs…things like apples and well, honey bears. It’s almost as if those cute li’l bears are shaped that way on purpose just so they [...]

Stoners Like Blowin’ Smoke Rings

admin — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:15:08 +0000

Much like a really hot chick tying a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, blowing smoke rings is the bar trick de jour in stoner circles. Maybe it was the very stoney hukka-smokin’ caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland who inspired the smoke ring phenomenon? Anyhow, smoke rings are a popular form of recreation [...]

Stoners Like Incense

admin — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:07:19 +0000

To a stoner incense is like dark limousine tint, you know someone’s inside driving the car, you just can’t quite see them. According to stoners, the theory is that incense masks the aroma of burning weed. So whenever you walk into a room with a bunch of stoners getting hi, you’ll often smell incense. And, [...]

STONERS Like Baking

admin — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:06:07 +0000

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Stoners Like Calling Everyone Dude

admin — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:02:58 +0000

Man, you would totally think that the only people who call everyone “dude” are surfers, Californians or people who watched too many fuckin’ Keanu Reeves movies, right? Well, dude, if you think that…you’d be wrong. Calling people dude is a very stoner thing to do. It doesn’t matter if they’re referring to a guy or [...]

Stoners Like Coffee

admin — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:25:41 +0000

Sometimes you’ll see a stoner reach for a cup of coffee in the morning before they actually reach for a bong. True, it’s rare…and we’ve never actually witnessed it or nothing, but it’s said to have to happened. Yep, it’s no surprise… stoners like to wake and bake! And, like syrup on waffles, nothing goes [...]