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Rob Cantrell…We Mean General Patton…No Wait? General Potton for Prop 19

admin — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:02:09 +0000

SHOULD CALIFORNIA LEGALIZE MARIJUANA?

admin — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 19:59:53 +0000

BREAKING NEWS–Seattle Will No Longer Prosecute Marijuana Possession Offenses

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:46:44 +0000

The City Of Seattle will no longer prosecute marijuana possession offenses. The newly elected city attorney, Peter Homes—who defeated the incumbent Tom Carr in the November 2009 election, says “[The city of Seattle] is no longer going to prosecute marijuana possession cases anymore.” And, on top of that Holmes has already started dismissing cases that [...]

Why MLK is Important to the Marijuana Movement

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:21:22 +0000

Stuff Stoners Like takes activism seriously. Sure, we’re a bunch of stoners and we LOVE to smoke weed, but that doesn’t mean we’re ignorant. In fact, we’re students of history. And, we think in order to effectively fight the war on drugs takes a deep understanding and a great appreciation of our nation’s history. Just [...]

BREAKING NEWS–New Jersey Assembly Approves Medical Marijuana‎

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:18:10 +0000

Today, the New Jersey Assembly approved a measure that would make the state the 14th in the nation to legalize marijuana for medical use! Governor Jon S. Corzine has said he would sign Bill A804 it into law before leaving office next Tuesday. If passed, it would allow patients diagnosed with severe illnesses like cancer, [...]

BREAKING NEWS–CA Bomb Squad Detonate a Bong

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:52:16 +0000

Wow…this War on Drugs stuff is starting to get really serious! So serious, in fact, that Richmond California brought out the bong bomb eradication squad last night…and actually exploded a bong! That poor defenseless bong never stood a chance! Apparently, the bomb squad and nosey neighbors couldn’t differentiate between a water pipe and a pipe [...]

Golden Globes Realize Showtime’s Weeds is Stuff Stoners DON’T Like

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:03:34 +0000

We’ve been saying all along Showtime’s Weeds is the EPITOME of Stuff Stoners DON’T Like with their harmful portrayal of the “dangerous world of drug dealing” during our nation’s greatest fight to end the ignorance and all-out Reefer Madness surrounding marijuana. Now the rest of the world is finally catching on! Yep, we’re very proud [...]

Stoners Don’t Like the Keytar

admin — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:02:52 +0000

There’s absolutely no way to NOT look like an asshole while playing a keytar. What the fuck is a keytar you ask? Well we’ll tell ya…it’s an instrument that’ll make you look like an asshole just by looking at it. It’s the lamest instrument of all time. It’s more lame than the oboe, the tuba [...]

How Legalizing Weed Can Ruin Everything

admin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:47:04 +0000

Currently, there are four bills circulating out here in CA that have one goal in mind: legalizing marijuana. Legalizing weed sure sounds like a great idea right, especially when all the politicians are preaching about how we can save our economy by taxing and regulating it. Sure adults might gain the right to buy and possess [...]

Stoners Like Doing People Favors

admin — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:21:02 +0000

krisrivera: @stoner_stuff don’t forget Cheetos! Man, if u want us to pick up some Cheetos for you (again) your gonna have to say please. krisrivera @stoner_stuff pretty please with cherry icee on top. eh, we’re gonna let Jules take this one… Actually, man…we’re probably not gonna be gettin’ you no Cheetohs because we’re stoned and [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Mayonnaise

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:28:17 +0000

Seriously, do we even have to fucking explain?

YES WE CANNABIS!

admin — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:38:49 +0000

YES WE CANNABIS! Today kicks off the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Law’s 38th Annual Nation Conference in San Francisco. The event will be filled with folks from NORML over 500 policy activists, medical patients, cultivators, doctors, politicians, and clinical investigators. Panel Topics for this year’s conference include: • The Zeitgeist of Legalization: [...]

BREAKING NEWS—New Jersey Police Paid to Pull Weeds

admin — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:41:36 +0000

Who knew that gardening was a duty of the New Jersey Police Department? Times sure have changed since 1794 when the first President of the United States of America, who by the way smoked weed to alleviate the pain from his ailing teeth, said “Make the most of the hemp seed, so it everywhere!” Well, [...]

BREAKING NEWS—Marin Drug Agents Harass East Bay Cannabis Clubs

admin — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:40:48 +0000

Tuesday, drug agents from Marin County came to confiscate records of medical marijuana sales from growers to dispensaries in Berkeley and Oakland, but were DENIED! They came over with warrants served by the Marin County Major Crimes Task Force for their continuing investigation of semantics! Either six Petaluma residents are “drug traffickers” or “legitimate suppliers” [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Showtime’s Weeds

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:03:14 +0000

FUCK WEEDS and their STEREOTYPICAL STONER BULLSHIT

Stoners Like Everyone Poops

admin — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:18:51 +0000

Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi A book review by Stuff Stoners Like People often turn to books to take a closer look at issues that are important to them. Everyone, including stoners, want a book that relates to their own world view and literature that either reaffirms or extends that view and allows them to [...]

BREAKING NEWS—San Diego DA Says “There are No Legal Medical Dispensaries in SD”

admin — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:02:33 +0000

“There has been reporting that there are eight legitimate medical-marijuana dispensaries in San Diego County,” said SD District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis, yesterday at a press conference in the wake of terrifying raids of cannabis dispensaries all over the city. “There is no such thing right now,” she boasted…effectively denying medicine to patients throughout the county. [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Police Seize Senior Citizen’s Medication

admin — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:49:37 +0000

Over in weed-hatin’ NY a poor elderly woman faces misdemeanor charges of growing weed to treat her painful arthritis and glaucoma. Buzz-killin’ Captain Charles Danzi of the Evans police says Barbara Ober was charged after the police spotted a 7-foot-tall pot plant on the woman’s front porch. The police also found six other cannabis plants [...]

BREAKING NEWS–MOM GIVES WEED TO 9-YEAR-OLD!

admin — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:21:04 +0000

Now that we have your attention, it’s true…Marie Myung-Ok Lee pushes marijuana on her 9-year-old son. She feeds the li’l guy weed-laced tea and cookies. Why, you ask? “Because he can’t figure out how to use a bong.” Marie Myung-Ok Lee’s son, “J”, suffers from autism. Imagine the horrors of autism and watching your child [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Palo Alto CA Pisses Away Tax Dollars and $60 Million Worth of Medicine

admin — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:35:25 +0000

Just how much money would the State of California rake in, oh from the sale of say $60 million worth of medical cannabis? Who knows since Santa Clara County pissed it all away and wasted tax dollars to fund the eradication and ruthless slaughter of 20,000 innocent marijuana plants today. Worried that the plants might [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Matches

admin — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:00:38 +0000

Matches are for suckers or for people who don’t have lighters. Why? Because they suck..that’s why. Have you ever tried to spark up a fat bowl with a match? Oh you did…did you? Well, how many times did those matches break before you got in the car and drove to 7-11 to buy a fucking [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Senseless Violence

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:15:17 +0000

You know when Pete Townshend would get all mad at his Rickenbacker and smash it into a million little pieces all over the stage and you’d say to yourself, “Shit, Pete, man…why don’t you just give that fucking beautiful geetar to me?” Well, that’s how stoners feel every time they see some footage of a [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Kids

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:52:50 +0000

Sure, they’re cuddly and cute when they aren’t all covered in grape jelly, or snot, or afterbirth. It’s not that stoners don’t dig kids… it’s just that kids ruin everything and they’re just such buzzkills. Just imagine how fucking awesome Chuck E Cheese would be without kids. Getting stoned at that place would totally rule, [...]

Breaking News–Drug Enforcement Team Victim Of CA Budget Crisis

admin — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:56:51 +0000

California’s budget woes could cut a third of the agents from the Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement! Attorney General Jerry Brown estimates the cuts will lead to the layoffs of nearly a third of its 187 agents. The Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement was created during Prohibition, in 1927, predating the current U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration by [...]

BREAKING NEWS–SF Supervisors Pass Ban On Haight Ashbury Head Shops

admin — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:50:33 +0000

Where would be the most epic…coolest…most hip place on the planet to buy a rad pipe? If you said San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury district than you’re not alone! Yep, the district that’s world-famous for its important role as THE epicenter of the entire 1960′s counterculture revolution was just hit with a bullshit ordinance that would ban [...]

MarijuanaBlogues #2

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:59:16 +0000

It’s surreal, thought Sayten, to just hop in the car with a bit of cash in his pocket and drive a few blocks to a cannabis dispensary. It’s Good Friday, he thought and then chuckled when he corrected himself…Good Weed Friday that is. It’s nice to be off work, watching the hustle and bustle of [...]