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Hadouken! KUSH-Blast to the Face

admin — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 19:43:04 +0000

Ever play Street Fighter high

Happy Pay Day…

admin — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 19:03:45 +0000

How to spend hard-earned cash

Peter Tosh’s Family Endorses Proposition 19

admin — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 19:45:09 +0000

Snoop Dogg Endorses Proposition 19

admin — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 19:41:01 +0000

Rob Cantrell…We Mean General Patton…No Wait? General Potton for Prop 19

admin — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:02:09 +0000

SHOULD CALIFORNIA LEGALIZE MARIJUANA?

admin — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 19:59:53 +0000

ALL Former DEA Admins Aim to Block Marijuana Legalization in CA

admin — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:25:46 +0000

Bob Marley’s Daughter Pleads Guilty to Growing Weed

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:08:12 +0000

STRAIN REVIEW – Banana Kush

admin — Fri, 28 May 2010 18:00:42 +0000

Name: Banana Kush Score: 8/10 From: Harborside Health Center Type: Hybrid, Indy dominant Genetics: Kush Hybrid Price: $475/ounce Appearance: Bright green with lots of sweet sparkly crystals and bright yellowish/orange hairs ala tabacco sunburst Les Pauls. Smell: Has that unmistakable spice of kush with a hint of candy-like sweetness. Flavor: It tastes just like smoking [...]

WTF? Marijuana that Doesn’t Get You High?

admin — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:59:14 +0000

Tomorrow, a leading medical marijuana dispensary will announce the availability of a new strain of cannabis without any psychoactive properties. For decades growers have tried to create the most psychoactive, the most mind-blowing weed possible…so it seems a li’l odd to be going the opposite direction doesn’t it? Newsflash haters, not everyone who smokes weed [...]

MD Senate Committee Approves Medical Marijuana Bill

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 17:29:44 +0000

Maryland is a step closer to allowing medical marijuana patients safe access to weed. Yesterday, Maryland’s Judicial Proceedings Committee passed Senate Bill 627 and sent it off to the full Senate for further consideration. SB 267 would protect patients from arrest and also allow pharmacies or other similar dispensing venues to distribute marijuana to patients. [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Grandmother Sees Jesus on Brick of Hash

admin — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:24:57 +0000

Behold the awesome power of weed! When Mary Jo Hein saw Jesus Christ on a brick of hash, she nearly fainted. No, not because of her medical condition, she suffers with MS, but because she felt she had been graced by the touch of God. Hein is a medical cannabis patient from Emeryville California, and [...]

Medical Marijuana is the Result of the Relationship Between 2 Gay Men

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:44:05 +0000

The fight for medical marijuana was born out of the struggle for gay rights. Actually, to be more specific, the right for anyone in the United States of America to medicate with marijuana is a direct result of the loving relationship between two gay men. Sure, everyone loves those fucking Hot Tub Time Machine flicks [...]

BREAKING NEWS–How to Make Tax Free Money in the Pot Industry

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:11:02 +0000

Like there’s a ton of green to be made and clipped in the marijuana industry. And, the best thing about it is that it’s all completely tax-free! And tax free money, shit anything free really, falls in the same category as Black Sabbath, Oreos and bong hits…as Stuff Stoners Like! Yep, in this weak-ass economy [...]

How Much Weed Can You Legally Possess in California?

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:05:36 +0000

wait...what?

BREAKING NEWS–Seattle Will No Longer Prosecute Marijuana Possession Offenses

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:46:44 +0000

The City Of Seattle will no longer prosecute marijuana possession offenses. The newly elected city attorney, Peter Homes—who defeated the incumbent Tom Carr in the November 2009 election, says “[The city of Seattle] is no longer going to prosecute marijuana possession cases anymore.” And, on top of that Holmes has already started dismissing cases that [...]

Why MLK is Important to the Marijuana Movement

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:21:22 +0000

Stuff Stoners Like takes activism seriously. Sure, we’re a bunch of stoners and we LOVE to smoke weed, but that doesn’t mean we’re ignorant. In fact, we’re students of history. And, we think in order to effectively fight the war on drugs takes a deep understanding and a great appreciation of our nation’s history. Just [...]

BREAKING NEWS–New Jersey Assembly Approves Medical Marijuana‎

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:18:10 +0000

Today, the New Jersey Assembly approved a measure that would make the state the 14th in the nation to legalize marijuana for medical use! Governor Jon S. Corzine has said he would sign Bill A804 it into law before leaving office next Tuesday. If passed, it would allow patients diagnosed with severe illnesses like cancer, [...]

BREAKING NEWS–CA Bomb Squad Detonate a Bong

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:52:16 +0000

Wow…this War on Drugs stuff is starting to get really serious! So serious, in fact, that Richmond California brought out the bong bomb eradication squad last night…and actually exploded a bong! That poor defenseless bong never stood a chance! Apparently, the bomb squad and nosey neighbors couldn’t differentiate between a water pipe and a pipe [...]

Golden Globes Realize Showtime’s Weeds is Stuff Stoners DON’T Like

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:03:34 +0000

We’ve been saying all along Showtime’s Weeds is the EPITOME of Stuff Stoners DON’T Like with their harmful portrayal of the “dangerous world of drug dealing” during our nation’s greatest fight to end the ignorance and all-out Reefer Madness surrounding marijuana. Now the rest of the world is finally catching on! Yep, we’re very proud [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Marijuana Legalization On CA’s 2010 Ballot

admin — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:46:02 +0000

YES WE CANNABIS and YES WE DID! The folks at the The Tax & Regulate Cannabis 2010 here in Oaksterdam California have gathered the 650,000 signatures necessary to put the legalization of marijuana on the November 2010 ballot! This major victory means Californians will be the first in the nation to decide whether they believe marijuana [...]

Stoners Don’t Like the Keytar

admin — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:02:52 +0000

There’s absolutely no way to NOT look like an asshole while playing a keytar. What the fuck is a keytar you ask? Well we’ll tell ya…it’s an instrument that’ll make you look like an asshole just by looking at it. It’s the lamest instrument of all time. It’s more lame than the oboe, the tuba [...]

How Legalizing Weed Can Ruin Everything

admin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:47:04 +0000

Currently, there are four bills circulating out here in CA that have one goal in mind: legalizing marijuana. Legalizing weed sure sounds like a great idea right, especially when all the politicians are preaching about how we can save our economy by taxing and regulating it. Sure adults might gain the right to buy and possess [...]

Stoners Like Doing People Favors

admin — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:21:02 +0000

krisrivera: @stoner_stuff don’t forget Cheetos! Man, if u want us to pick up some Cheetos for you (again) your gonna have to say please. krisrivera @stoner_stuff pretty please with cherry icee on top. eh, we’re gonna let Jules take this one… Actually, man…we’re probably not gonna be gettin’ you no Cheetohs because we’re stoned and [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Mayonnaise

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:28:17 +0000

Seriously, do we even have to fucking explain?

YES WE CANNABIS!

admin — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:38:49 +0000

YES WE CANNABIS! Today kicks off the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Law’s 38th Annual Nation Conference in San Francisco. The event will be filled with folks from NORML over 500 policy activists, medical patients, cultivators, doctors, politicians, and clinical investigators. Panel Topics for this year’s conference include: • The Zeitgeist of Legalization: [...]

BREAKING NEWS—New Jersey Police Paid to Pull Weeds

admin — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:41:36 +0000

Who knew that gardening was a duty of the New Jersey Police Department? Times sure have changed since 1794 when the first President of the United States of America, who by the way smoked weed to alleviate the pain from his ailing teeth, said “Make the most of the hemp seed, so it everywhere!” Well, [...]

BREAKING NEWS—Marin Drug Agents Harass East Bay Cannabis Clubs

admin — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:40:48 +0000

Tuesday, drug agents from Marin County came to confiscate records of medical marijuana sales from growers to dispensaries in Berkeley and Oakland, but were DENIED! They came over with warrants served by the Marin County Major Crimes Task Force for their continuing investigation of semantics! Either six Petaluma residents are “drug traffickers” or “legitimate suppliers” [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Showtime’s Weeds

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:03:14 +0000

FUCK WEEDS and their STEREOTYPICAL STONER BULLSHIT

Stoners Like Everyone Poops

admin — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:18:51 +0000

Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi A book review by Stuff Stoners Like People often turn to books to take a closer look at issues that are important to them. Everyone, including stoners, want a book that relates to their own world view and literature that either reaffirms or extends that view and allows them to [...]

BREAKING NEWS—San Diego DA Says “There are No Legal Medical Dispensaries in SD”

admin — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:02:33 +0000

“There has been reporting that there are eight legitimate medical-marijuana dispensaries in San Diego County,” said SD District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis, yesterday at a press conference in the wake of terrifying raids of cannabis dispensaries all over the city. “There is no such thing right now,” she boasted…effectively denying medicine to patients throughout the county. [...]

BREAKING NEWS—31 Arrested in San Diego Marijuana Raids

admin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:26:19 +0000

Thirty-one people including medical marijuana dispensary staff, volunteers, and patients have been arrested (so far) in terrifying military-style raids of dispensaries and private homes in San Diego County. A total of 14 dispensaries have been forced to close so far. Apparently, the raids were led by the infamous weed-hating San Diego County District Attorney Bonnie [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Police Seize Senior Citizen’s Medication

admin — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:49:37 +0000

Over in weed-hatin’ NY a poor elderly woman faces misdemeanor charges of growing weed to treat her painful arthritis and glaucoma. Buzz-killin’ Captain Charles Danzi of the Evans police says Barbara Ober was charged after the police spotted a 7-foot-tall pot plant on the woman’s front porch. The police also found six other cannabis plants [...]

BREAKING NEWS–MOM GIVES WEED TO 9-YEAR-OLD!

admin — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:21:04 +0000

Now that we have your attention, it’s true…Marie Myung-Ok Lee pushes marijuana on her 9-year-old son. She feeds the li’l guy weed-laced tea and cookies. Why, you ask? “Because he can’t figure out how to use a bong.” Marie Myung-Ok Lee’s son, “J”, suffers from autism. Imagine the horrors of autism and watching your child [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Palo Alto CA Pisses Away Tax Dollars and $60 Million Worth of Medicine

admin — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:35:25 +0000

Just how much money would the State of California rake in, oh from the sale of say $60 million worth of medical cannabis? Who knows since Santa Clara County pissed it all away and wasted tax dollars to fund the eradication and ruthless slaughter of 20,000 innocent marijuana plants today. Worried that the plants might [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Matches

admin — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:00:38 +0000

Matches are for suckers or for people who don’t have lighters. Why? Because they suck..that’s why. Have you ever tried to spark up a fat bowl with a match? Oh you did…did you? Well, how many times did those matches break before you got in the car and drove to 7-11 to buy a fucking [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Senseless Violence

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:15:17 +0000

You know when Pete Townshend would get all mad at his Rickenbacker and smash it into a million little pieces all over the stage and you’d say to yourself, “Shit, Pete, man…why don’t you just give that fucking beautiful geetar to me?” Well, that’s how stoners feel every time they see some footage of a [...]

Stoners Don’t Like Kids

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:52:50 +0000

Sure, they’re cuddly and cute when they aren’t all covered in grape jelly, or snot, or afterbirth. It’s not that stoners don’t dig kids… it’s just that kids ruin everything and they’re just such buzzkills. Just imagine how fucking awesome Chuck E Cheese would be without kids. Getting stoned at that place would totally rule, [...]

BREAKING NEWS–The President of the United States of America is NOT Your Beer Buddy

admin — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:32:09 +0000

The President of the United States of America is NOT your beer buddy, nor should he be. After bringing national attention to an event that happens all the time, to marijuana users, our President Obama invited Vice President Biden to join Harvard Prof. Henry Louis Gates Jr., and Cambridge Sgt. James Crowley for beers at [...]

Breaking News–Drug Enforcement Team Victim Of CA Budget Crisis

admin — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:56:51 +0000

California’s budget woes could cut a third of the agents from the Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement! Attorney General Jerry Brown estimates the cuts will lead to the layoffs of nearly a third of its 187 agents. The Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement was created during Prohibition, in 1927, predating the current U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration by [...]

BREAKING NEWS–SF Supervisors Pass Ban On Haight Ashbury Head Shops

admin — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:50:33 +0000

Where would be the most epic…coolest…most hip place on the planet to buy a rad pipe? If you said San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury district than you’re not alone! Yep, the district that’s world-famous for its important role as THE epicenter of the entire 1960′s counterculture revolution was just hit with a bullshit ordinance that would ban [...]

MarijuanaBlogues #2

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:59:16 +0000

It’s surreal, thought Sayten, to just hop in the car with a bit of cash in his pocket and drive a few blocks to a cannabis dispensary. It’s Good Friday, he thought and then chuckled when he corrected himself…Good Weed Friday that is. It’s nice to be off work, watching the hustle and bustle of [...]

MarijuanaBlogues #1

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:47:26 +0000

Damn, Sayten thought to himself. Feeling crushed, he tossed his precious ipodphone on the bed, letting out a sigh. His last few texts for weed going unnoticed by Jowi. Ever since the day behind San Francisco’s Warfield theater when Pantera’s Dimebag Darrel handed him his first joint, Sayten smoked weed daily. He’d been lucky enough [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Global Marijuana March Underway

reoweedwgn — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:16:00 +0000

Today, all over the world people are marching in the name of marijuana! No, no, no…we’re not talking about the march to the refrigerator that stoners take daily at 4:21. We’re talking about a far-reaching annual event where passionate stoners across the globe unite under the common cause of bringing attention to marijuana’s health properties [...]

BREAKING NEWS–McDonald’s Happy Meals Include Weed!

reoweedwgn — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:58:24 +0000

Okay, how many times have you opened up your McDonald’s Happy Meal and wished the prize inside was a pipe, a lighter and a bag of weed? Yeah, us too!Well, that’s exactly what happened to some lucky li’l 8-year-old girl in Chicago according to the AP. Instead of thanking McDonalds and bogarting their kid’s stash [...]

BREAKING NEWS–Stoner Arrested for Smoking a Cat

reoweedwgn — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:02:40 +0000

Sometimes you just can’t make this shit up! The AP is reporting that some 20-year-old dude in Omaha, Nebraska was arrested last night for trying to smoke his cat! Allegedly the guy tried to “mellow out his cat” (named Shadow)by stuffing it into a homemade bong and then smoking from it. Well, now he’s facing [...]

Stoners Like Bob Marley

admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:30:34 +0000

Stoners Like Bob Marley

BREAKING NEWS–Grateful Dead’s Jerry Garcia Biopic Coming Soon

admin — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:29:19 +0000

The guys who brought us Hamlet 2, Little Miss Sunshine, and Election (Albert Berger and Ron Yerxa) are creating a music biopic that traces Jerry Garcia’s pre-Grateful Dead life in Northern California, the first time Garcia’s story will be featured on the big screen. Hallucinogens not required, but are strongly recommended. The as-of-yet untitled film [...]