Star Wars Bong Giveaway
To celebrate the Force Awakens, the new Star Wars film set for release next week, we’re kicking down a really cool ceramic Yoda Bong from our buds over at Ali Bongo!
HOW TO ENTER
1. Like our Facebook Page, or follow us on Twitter, or Instagram or signup for our newsletter.
2. Leave a comment below telling us which Star Wars character you’d like to blaze with and why.
3. That’s it your done.
We’ll pick a random winner at 4:20pm West Coast time on Friday December 18th the day the new Star Wars film, The Force Awakens premiers. If you live in the US we’ll cover shipping. If you don’t…on you…shipping, dude.
The new Star Wars movie looks pretty cool, doesn’t it? But it doesn’t look as cool as this motherfuckin’ Yoda bong. Dude. Look at this thing. The Yoda Bong is awesome—it’s a bong with Yoda’s head on it. C’mon, man, how many bongs have ears? It’s like the perfect bong for any stoner Star Wars fan out there, right? Stoners like Stars Wars—as a matter of fact, Star Wars is element number three on the ever-popular PERIODIC TABLE OF STUFF STONERS LIKE. If hit the bong you must, may this Yoda bong be with you. Always.
Sure there are lots of fancy bongs out there. But there’s no bong as memorable as this ceramic master Yoda bong. It’s glazed ceramic and will get you glazed in just a few hits. The color is a cool blue and the main body features some grips to make sure this thing doesn’t slip through your fingers while you get high. It also features a really wide mouthpiece for maximum-sized hits. The down stem and bowl can be detached for cleaning. And it measures 13cm from ear to ear, 17cm from back to front and 23cm high. It would probably rule filled with a bit of snow or ice gleaned from the planet Hoth, but ice cubes out of your fridge will suffice. This would be a great addition to your Star Wars bong collection. A Yoda bong would look great next to your r2d2 bong and your Darth Vader bong.
Grand Jedi Master Yoda is among the oldest and most powerful known Jedis in the Star Wars universe. In the movie, The Empire Strikes Back Yoda said, “For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi.” So he’s like hella old, dude. His longevity probably stems from the fact that he smoked more pot than Bob Marley. Did you know that not only was Yoda a major-pot head, he played a role in training almost every Jedi, including many of the most powerful like Count Dooku, Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi. He even trained Luke Skywalker.
Anyhow, before you head to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters make sure to enter the giveaway. Good luck and may the force be with you.
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105 Responses to “Star Wars Bong Giveaway”
Tim Groves
Darth Vader, he could use the force to hold the pipe and use his saber to light weed!
Renee Cordova
Yoda, be strong as the force you shall be!
RealMrWakeNBake
Gotta say Han solo or Yoda strength and wisdom combined with awesome bong hits. But that’s just me though
Cameron Pavlisin
I would want to blaze with Darth Vader right after he kills the Emperor. Id want to do it at that time because hes good at that point, he snapped back to Skywalker and i could have him tell me the whole story from his point of view, and i mean i feel hes deserves a little blaze after all that you know.
Cameron Pavlisin
my insta gram is https://www.instagram.com/thclyf/ btw
Jason Hensley
R2D2!!! You know he has a feature for vaporizing your herb.
Brandon
I want this bong so bad. It will go great with my Yoda Man t-shirt and Yoda OG!!!!!!
Robert balsavage
It would be Yoda. I want to learn some of his wisdom, He has been around for years he has a lot to offer.
Ian MacDonald
Princess Leia or as we now shall call her General Leia. Looking at her hair getting hungry after taking rips off Yoda…. then hopping in my Landspeeder with the General and heading to the nearest Cinnabon.
Odin
Lando and Han if you’re gonna party with anyone in the universe might as well be the Pirates !
mary
yoda— he looks like he’d like to smoke it with me. 😉
Ryan
R2D2, he definitely has storage space to carry the supplies around everywhere.
Mike_BMFOT
Obviously I’d wanna toke up with Yoda, once he got high and talking there’s no imagining the amount of knowledge he’d pour out. Now smoking with him everyday out of that beautiful bong??? Next best thing
marklarj
I would pick Chewbacca. It would be cool to smoke with an alien bigfoot
Denice Lessard
Hans Solo! He knows how to pilot the ship!
Geanelly Medina
With Chewbacca. Cause he’s fluffy and looks soft and I will want to braid his hair while I’m stoned! Plus I will be LMAO every time he talks! He’s a cool dude!
Jaison Simmons
Han Solo, he flys, fights, and gets laid. Everything we all want to do
Colin Ashner
I would want to blaze with R2D2 even though he is a robot and it doesn’t make much sense. He might be chill.
Micah Kuhn
I would smoke with jar jar cause I mean come on he would be the funnest one to make a whole box of hot pockets with at like 2 am. And he could use to chill out
Mikael Martin
I would like to blaze with Yoda because, i could use the wisdom, i like to learn good knowledge while blazed. He also looks like walking exotic plant, i wont have to blaze my plant i can blaze with my plant. 🙂
Vincent
Qui gon jinn, Jedi with strongest force knowledge and would probably know a way to pull the crystals straight off the bud but humble enough to hit the yoda bong.
Brian
I’d blaze with Yoda of course, I think he would have the most interesting conversations lol.
Emily
I think I would blaze from count dooku because how awesome and cool would that be!!!
Erin Garcia
I would love to blaze with Yoda! i think it would be very insightful
Sara Adams
i would blaze with darth vader, it would be so intimidating!
Fairymama
I would love to have a sesh with the Ewoks.Getting stoned in nature and dancing around
Nick brown
I would smoke with jar jar binks cause i bet he could take wicked tokes and he would be dope to just relax and smoke some dope with him
Charles
I’d for sure want to sesh with chewbaca….. Who wouldnt wanna blaze with that furry beast?
Shaun
World blaze up with boba fett no bother, because why not.
Cristian
Jar jar binks because i think he’d have some to throw down
Dusanmandic93
Although yoda would be the obvious answer, I don’t think anyone would get me laughing like a stoned jar jar binks
Will Lewis
I’d smoke with…Luke. C’mon! He’s a Jedi. Rebellious teen…it’ll be good times.
Rebecca
Gotta be Chewbacca. I wanna smoke with a dude who’d just purr after a rip.
Epps
Yoda…toke we will…
Jaclyn
Obi Wan. He’d have some mad knowledge to share.
Spaceman702
Padme she is bae
Kevin
If I could smoke a bong with a Star Wars character it would Darth Vader because he would gas mask the hit left and right with his mask
Ngaio420
I bet Han, Chewbacca, Mace Windu and I would have a blast getting high and playing chess.
John Watson
Definitely Chewy!!!!
Teresa
I’d like to smoke with Yoda because he’s so wise and I bet he could teach me so much about life while we’re stoned
Teresa
I’d want to smoke with Yoda because he’s so wise and would teach me about life while we got high af
Kate Newton
Yoda! Hands down! I mean, don’t you think it’d be super fun to see Yoda high? Haha..thanks for the opportunity to win!
Kev
I would smoke with Yoda, he is full of knowledge, he would teach life lessons while we burn
Ross
Yoda – Because he has little itty bitty lungs. Darth Vader would cache out the bowl in one hit. Plus, he’s blue which is pretty close to purple.
Hunter
I would love to smoke out of a Yoda bong, because I feel that his wisdom will help me out in my smoke-and-study sessions.
Eddie
I want to smoke out with chubacca, why? Everytime he makes his signature guuurrurru i will be lmao and taking another rip!
Heather
Probably Chewbacca. Just imagine how hilarious it would be to get stoned as hell and then piggy back ride him into Wal-Mart.
Bjeff
Darth Vader because his voice would be sweet to listen to when your high.
JonFromSeattle
I’d have to go with Yoda on this one. He’s all green, so smuggling and hiding bud for him is the easiest thing in the galaxy since it blends in with his skin and he can use the force to not only make the police go away when he’s trying to smoke a bowl or a fat Dab, but that dude can also levitate a series of bongs in a row for a shit ton of tokes. Yeah I’m sure Vader could do the same, but nobody else has green skin that I know of except for Yoda and a few other aliens..but today’s got the force, and I’m certain that duder is chill when it comes to toking up around him. Hell I’d roll a fat blunt just for him and be like “here you go master, take a big toke off that.” Oh, I’m sure after all the smoking we’d be able to speak droid too. All those bleeps and boops from R2-D2 and BB-8 would be understood a lot better too. Fuck I’m high.
David Hamel
I would smoke with yoda with the yoda bong you are giving away lol
JonFromSeattle
The post on Yoda is mine from JonFromSeattle on Twitter
David Hamel
I would learn so much getting stoned with yoda #maytheforcebewithyou
Jenn ackroyd
Chewbacca. Be the coolest stoner. Love to hear his reaction hitting the bong
Ergoplato
The prequel Palpatine. Willing to use the Force for any reason and more powerful than Yoda are my reasons. He’d probably be pretty chill and give a light show.
Zoso
Jabba the hutt….he looks pretty stoned already and I bet he has the best stuff
Audrey Kenyon
I would get stoned with Chewbacca because I think he may actually speak English if he’s high
Larry Jimenez
Yoda! Definitely Yoda. I’m convinced when he is high his syntax is reverts to ‘norml'(see what I did there?)
dopethrone
Nien Nunb,aka Lando’s Co-Pilot. He is my favorite character, so i would choose him 🙂
Anthony N
figrin d’an and the modal nodes easily the coolest dudes in the galaxy. They know how to play some good tunes and know where the good drinks are at
Alicia Burns
Yoda, everyone knows he’d give the best stoner advice! Plus he could clean the bong using the force
Kasey Newlin
I’d smoke with Darth Vader and hot box his helmet. He seems pissy all the time. Needs to chill. Or, I’d smoke with C-3PO so I wouldn’t have to make my munchies 🙂
Danielle hendrix
Darth Vader or Yoda are badass in their own ways
Eric
Id totally smoke out Vader and use his mask as a gas mask.
Chloe
I would wanna blaze with Chewy just because of the funny noises he makes. That would geek me out so hard.
Kyle
I’d want to blaze with Darth Vader so that i could find out if his helmet can be used as a smoking device.
amandaa
IM TRYING TO GET STONED WITH YODA.It’d an honor to smoke a bong with yoda, getting stoned like a Jedi Master or just even smoking out of a star wars bong would be fucking awesome.
Allan
I think it’d be pretty cool to blaze with Anakin before he got all Vadery. Maybe he wouldn’t have turned to the dark side…
Matthew
I could probably use R2D2 as a vape so we both could get high at the same time.
Jim
Yoda, because he would be funny!
Lea
I would choose Yoda because after such a long life and teaching all these badass Jedi like Obi-Wan Kenobi his wide knowledge is unimaginable and it would be awesome to talk with him about life, the force and he probably smoked a lot of pot so he will give some good stoner advice. Imagining talking with Yoda about his lessons learned as a Jedi and listening to his storys about his life and the training with all these Jedi while getting high together would be so amazing! especially when you’re high as f*ck his storys would be so f*cking mindblowing! I can’t tell how awesome smoking with Yoda would be…
Anonymous
Yoda
Shelby
If I could smoke with anyone, It would probably be darth vadar. I sleep with a vadar pillow so he’s already bae. I’d like to sit him down, get him lit, then find out his thinking process behind why killing off all the guardians of the Galaxy was a good idea.
Lea
I would choose Yoda because after such a long life and teaching all these badass Jedi like Obi-Wan Kenobi his wide knowledge is unimaginable and it would be awesome to talk with him about life, the force and he probably smoked a lot of pot so he will give some good stoner advice. Imagining talking with Yoda about his lessons learned as a Jedi and listening to his storys about his life and the training with all these Jedi while getting high together would be so amazing! especially when you’re high as f*ck his storys would be so f*cking mindblowing! I can’t tell how awesome smoking with Yoda would be…
*edit: I already posted this today but my cellphone posted it before I finished it… I wanted to add that it would be awesome if Yoda rolls aa blunt without using his hands just the force ^^
Jack Moreland
I would definitely have to pick anyone that can use the force. Can you imagine passing around a bong but not having to move at all. Just a bong hovering around to each person!
Jon H
I wanna smoke up with Yoda. My stoned philosophy is amazing, but I bet Yoda could come up with some crazy shit. I would also get a laugh out of the way he talks.
Jon M
Hands down, Chewbacca. 1) He is an intergalactic smuggler, so you KNOW that he has the ill hookup for herb. 2) He grew up on a planet full of Wookies in the trees, so you know that he knows how to party! 3) We all know that he would be taking the biggest and best bong rips in the galaxy!
Nick
Boba Fett cause he’s done some of the most bad ass shit.
Millermayn
Darth Vador! Bc he cut his own sons hand off and needs a stress reliever
Tiffani merten
I would forsure blaze it down with Darth Vador! I’d let him know my books and crannies to life and have him share all his memories about his adventures and experiences…then surprise him with this dope water pipe 😉 and give him the first rip upon my bong. Use his power to light my bong and hover it around the room. So we can smoke yet relax and have to do no work except what work we chose to do…. Possibly pack it otherwize use the power of hover to pack the bong itself.
Tiffani merten
(The one above is my different Instagram) let’s try this again… (: I would forsure blaze it down with Darth Vador! I’d let him know my books and crannies to life and have him share all his memories about his adventures and experiences…then surprise him with this dope water pipe and give him the first rip upon my bong. Use his power to light my bong and hover it around the room. So we can smoke yet relax and have to do no work except what work we chose to do…. Possibly pack it otherwize use the power of hover to pack the bong itself.
Crystal Lina Lopez
I’d roll up a blunt for Mace Windu…he’s my hero for taking a woman as his apprentice and turning her into a Jedi Knight (my ultimate dream!!)
Jason
I’d smoke with Chewbacca haha were both can speak chewy talk (idfk) and he just seems like he’s a chill dude to chief with haha
Neeci
I would like to blaze with Yoda because is would be cool to learn the deep wisdom of the Force.
Moritz
I would like to smoke with Master Yoda, sheesh! He’s the king of haze and I want him to teach me his knowledge about smoking and his awesome roll tricks. Using his amazing technique I can become as old as he is, so above 800 years man!!
“Learn you will, never too much weed you can smoke” – Master Yoda
Stay bake guys and keep rollin! ° ͜ʖ ͡°
Roy L
Yoda. I mean, he is the most awesome one out of the lot and he was the only good thing to watch in the latest 3 movie (the fight scene was awesome, the rest blew). Without him those movies would be worse than bad. Followed on Twitter, now send me my bong! 🙂
Mike
Lando Calrissian because he seems like he could get that good shit.
Carter atkinson
I’d be down to sesh with R2D2. Robots are the new future and I’m just trying to get wit it!
Dennise
I would like a yoga bong as he is the ultimate Jedi. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU !!!!
Anissa Autran
Yoda because he looks like a little cute green nug, and I’d probably smoke him when all the weed is finished.
Mikey A
I would love to toke with the ewoks, they are funnest, party creatures ever! Everyone else would be lame and try to teach ya something, ewoks will out party you! Haha
Iftheshoefitzy
Hey I’m Iftheshoefitzy on Twitter and if I could smoke with any Star Wars character it would without a doubt be princess Leia. She is the stories true heroine she brings helps the rebels take out the death star and Vader. She is a general and a jedi master in the expanded universe, she is the rebels fearless leader and is hell bent on destroying the Empire. Also Carrie Fisher would have the best weed =D
June Ebinger
CHEWY BECAUSE HE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR
Danielle
JaJa Binks, so I could tell him to chill.
Alieka
Yoda because I think he’s kinda sexy and tickles my fancy teheee
egcthree
Han Solo. A smuggler to keep the supply going.
bnSPooKY
Id like to toke with Wicket
Harley
I wanna smoke with Hans solo as his ride would be the best to hotbox.
Eric
R2-D2, because he could clean my apartment.
Ryan
I’d smoke with Akbar all day long. That dude seems like he’d be hilarious once he calmed down and relaxed a bit. Plus, with that face, when he smiles, you couldn’t help but smile with him. Like xzibit. it would be hard to not tell jokes just to make him laugh so I could laugh with him.
Jake
Han Solo. That would be a great Rasta ride
Rollajay
Yoda. Because he’s the shit!
Noah
Chewbacca would be the best one to smoke with its like toking up with big foot
Sammy
Jar jar binx because I love the way he talks and once I’m blazed I know I’ll spend hours laughing at his dumb ass hahah thanks for a chance.
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Darth carder just because he can teach me the force and we can go on an adventure together
Tom cannon
Id blaze with chewbakker because every time i took a hit id think i was han solo on the millennium falcon just think we would all be thinking we are tripping balls hahaha