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REVIEW BY: @NYYdevotion
Name: Grand Daddy Purple x Hindu Kush
From: Harborside Health Center Oakland
Genetics: Grand Daddy Purple (GDP) is a cross between an Indica dominant Sensi Seeds Big Bud male and the legendary Purple Urkel. GDP was bred to shorten the flowering time of Urkel with the added bonus of increasing yields. Hindu Kush is an old school Afghani named after the mountain range it hails from. Originally grown in Afghanistan for hash production alone, its lineage is now the backbone of many famous Kush strains passed around the world.
Price: $60 an 8th… $65 after tax. You’re welcome California!
Appearance: This is some beautiful bud! The outside is mostly purple with hints of light green. Absolutely covered in trichomes, it’s no wonder why this is top shelf cannabis. Hairs range in color from light orange to dark copper.
Smell: GDP’s pungent grape funk mixed with an earthy Kush sweetness. So STRONG the jar can’t contain it.
Flavor: The smell transitions perfectly into flavor for this batch. The draw has a slight bite and intense taste of grape and spices. Afterwards you’re left with GDP’s famous purple aftertaste. Seasoned stoners will agree that purple is a flavor when it comes to cannabis and Kool Aid. Do yourself a favor and clean out your apparatus ahead of time so you can experience this exotic smoke untainted. While you’re at it use organic hemp wick instead of inhaling nasty butane and flint from the lighter. My favorite method is solar puffing using a magnify glass and legit sun glasses. If you’ve never solar puffed before you can thank me after!
High: This high is instant and strong. It can be felt mostly in the body and behind the eyes. Prepare yourself for droopy eye lids and a stupid grin. Evening appropriate unless you have a high tolerance or have nothing to accomplish, otherwise you’ll be couch locked for sure. Perfect for reducing stress and relaxing the body.
Buzz Length: Two bowls out of my Crystal Fog beaker and I was glued to the couch for around 3 hours. Great for watching TV and grubbing fat as long as you can get up to make something. Strong enough to force an afternoon weed nap.
Medical Uses: Grand Daddy x Hindu Kush is ideal for people looking to ease severe pain, insomnia, and anxiety. This stuff sells out at Harborside within a day or so for a reason. Clearly effective medicine grown by somebody who knows what they’re doing. If it was Clean Green certified and burned to a grey ash I would give it a 10/10.