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Dude Credited with Creating Doritos Dies

Arch West, the dude credited for creating the seminal STONER snack-food; Doritos just died in his Dallas home. And, he lived to be 97, man! That’s old. There’s pro’lly no need to even embalm the dude because those preservatives should continue to do their job.

Get this though, Doritos dude’s daughter, Jana Hacker tells the Dallas News; “the family plans on tossing Doritos chips in before they put dirt over the urn.” Eww…that’s kinda creepy. It’ll be fine though, they’ll probably fill that urn three-quarters full of air anyhow.

But, stoners everywhere are all bummed about this passing, man. Especially us, because now our Doritos breakfast cereal idea will never come to light and now we know for sure that Doritos weren’t made for stoners…they were an idea ripped-off by some vacationing marketing vice president back before even Bob Dylan started smoking weed.

Anyhow…Shine On You Crazy Diamond…

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