To celebrate the Force Awakens, the new Star Wars film set for release next week, we’re kicking down a really cool ceramic Yoda Bong from our buds over at Ali Bongo!
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2. Leave a comment below telling us which Star Wars character you’d like to blaze with and why.
3. That’s it your done.
We’ll pick a random winner at 4:20pm West Coast time on Friday December 18th the day the new Star Wars film, The Force Awakens premiers. If you live in the US we’ll cover shipping. If you don’t…on you…shipping, dude.
The new Star Wars movie looks pretty cool, doesn’t it? But it doesn’t look as cool as this motherfuckin’ Yoda bong. Dude. Look at this thing. The Yoda Bong is awesome—it’s a bong with Yoda’s head on it. C’mon, man, how many bongs have ears? It’s like the perfect bong for any stoner Star Wars fan out there, right? Stoners like Stars Wars—as a matter of fact, Star Wars is element number three on the ever-popular PERIODIC TABLE OF STUFF STONERS LIKE. If hit the bong you must, may this Yoda bong be with you. Always.
Sure there are lots of fancy bongs out there. But there’s no bong as memorable as this ceramic master Yoda bong. It’s glazed ceramic and will get you glazed in just a few hits. The color is a cool blue and the main body features some grips to make sure this thing doesn’t slip through your fingers while you get high. It also features a really wide mouthpiece for maximum-sized hits. The down stem and bowl can be detached for cleaning. And it measures 13cm from ear to ear, 17cm from back to front and 23cm high. It would probably rule filled with a bit of snow or ice gleaned from the planet Hoth, but ice cubes out of your fridge will suffice. This would be a great addition to your Star Wars bong collection. A Yoda bong would look great next to your r2d2 bong and your Darth Vader bong.
Grand Jedi Master Yoda is among the oldest and most powerful known Jedis in the Star Wars universe. In the movie, The Empire Strikes Back Yoda said, “For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi.” So he’s like hella old, dude. His longevity probably stems from the fact that he smoked more pot than Bob Marley. Did you know that not only was Yoda a major-pot head, he played a role in training almost every Jedi, including many of the most powerful like Count Dooku, Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi. He even trained Luke Skywalker.
Anyhow, before you head to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters make sure to enter the giveaway. Good luck and may the force be with you.
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Darth Vader, he could use the force to hold the pipe and use his saber to light weed!
Yoda, be strong as the force you shall be!
Gotta say Han solo or Yoda strength and wisdom combined with awesome bong hits. But that's just me though
I would want to blaze with Darth Vader right after he kills the Emperor. Id want to do it at that time because hes good at that point, he snapped back to Skywalker and i could have him tell me the whole story from his point of view, and i mean i feel hes deserves a little blaze after all that you know.
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R2D2!!! You know he has a feature for vaporizing your herb.
I want this bong so bad. It will go great with my Yoda Man t-shirt and Yoda OG!!!!!!
It would be Yoda. I want to learn some of his wisdom, He has been around for years he has a lot to offer.
Princess Leia or as we now shall call her General Leia. Looking at her hair getting hungry after taking rips off Yoda.... then hopping in my Landspeeder with the General and heading to the nearest Cinnabon.
Lando and Han if you're gonna party with anyone in the universe might as well be the Pirates !