Bible Pages Make Great Joints

Bong+Smoking+Jesus Some resourceful 16-year-old kid in Ohio was either out of Zig Zags or realized a new use for the gospel…smoke it! Yep, the kid used a page torn from a bible as rolling papers!

According to the Erie (no pun intended) County sheriff deputy’s report the teenager’s mom called the fuzz to set up her own sting operation to bust the li’l heathen! She asked deputies to meet her at a car wash where she ratted on her son saying she had seen him smoking in his room and discovered a small bag of marijuana in his nightstand.

Apparently, the woman told deputies the boy “was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible.” Deputies confiscated the marijuana and the boy was arrested and charged with drug possession. Sounds like the cops confiscated the wrong thing…they take away the harmless marijuana but leave behind the instruction manual for subjugating the world’s population that isn’t a white male!

Wouldn’t it be ironic if the page the kid was smoking was the one in Deuteronomy where it says, “children shall not be punished for the sins of their fathers,” since it looks like this child is going to be punished for something many fathers do (not to mention the father’s of our nation did on a regular basis)… posess and smoke weed!

8 Responses to “Bible Pages Make Great Joints”

  1. Ken

    they used the bible to roll ciggies in “Hunger” the film about Bobby Sands’ hunger strike

  2. mike

    dont diss on christianity, asshole

  3. LESS

    haha, what a shitty mom. fuck christianity.

  4. jesus

    The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

  5. Lindsay

    I think I did that about 10 years ago.
    Shock rebellion.

  6. thomas

    i would never smoke with the pages of the bible just because people just get pissed at you. but really people should not get so pissed because its a book and you are not suppose to worship it because then it would be breaking the 2nd commandment.

  7. Echo4

    pwnd. put that in yer pipe and smoke it Christians 😛

  8. cricket hubbs

    Funny…I got the same reaction when i used a page of the dictionary.

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