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Bible Pages Make Great Joints

Some resourceful 16-year-old kid in Ohio was either out of Zig Zags or realized a new use for the gospel…smoke it! Yep, the kid used a page torn from a bible as rolling papers!

According to the Erie (no pun intended) County sheriff deputy’s report the teenager’s mom called the fuzz to set up her own sting operation to bust the li’l heathen! She asked deputies to meet her at a car wash where she ratted on her son saying she had seen him smoking in his room and discovered a small bag of marijuana in his nightstand.

Apparently, the woman told deputies the boy “was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible.” Deputies confiscated the marijuana and the boy was arrested and charged with drug possession. Sounds like the cops confiscated the wrong thing…they take away the harmless marijuana but leave behind the instruction manual for subjugating the world’s population that isn’t a white male!

Wouldn’t it be ironic if the page the kid was smoking was the one in Deuteronomy where it says, “children shall not be punished for the sins of their fathers,” since it looks like this child is going to be punished for something many fathers do (not to mention the father’s of our nation did on a regular basis)… posess and smoke weed!

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