So check it out…some lame stoner mailman over in England was sentenced to a year in prison today for burning thousands of pieces of junk mail! Unfortunately, Neil Goddard, 32, of York, England, wasn’t trying to be all resourceful and shit using the junk mail as rolling papers or anything…he was just being lazy.
According to authorities and the lame Brit tabloid the Sun, dude allegedly smoked so much of his stash that he was unable to keep up with his deliveries and burned the leftover mail. Allegedly he set fire to about 10,000 pieces. No loss, right? Since what, like, 90% of all postal deliveries are either junk mail or bills. The postman dude did the people of Britain a great favor.
The ironic thing, however, is that unknowingly the postal service is the most efficient drug dealer on the planet and they bust an employee for this shit? When police arrested him he was found to have partially digested three catalogs, one flyer and some orange-colored Cheetohs-looking packing foam. Okay, we made that part up. But that’s about as believable as saying your job went up in smoke because of weed! Never the less, this is pretty clear proof that burning mail makes you smoke pot, what other possible conclusion could there be?
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