MARIJUANA STRAIN REVIEW: Purple Missile
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REVIEW BY: @AirEdweezy
Name: Purple Missile
From: Red Dog Green Collective Vallejo, CA
Type: 100% Indica
Price: This tasty purple weed was $20/gram on sale for $10/gram. When you only have 20 bucks, it’s good to know there is a place with quality meds that won’t leave you broke and give you a chance to get some 99cent tacos for the munchies which you will for sure know you’ll get.
Appearance: Fluffy on the outside but once you give it a squeeze you can feel the dense-ness underneath, kinda like a gangster Stay Puft Marshmallow Man . Manicuring could have been better towards the bottom of the buds. Lots of purple and thick dark orange hairs. Very frosty w/ amber trichomes. As you break it down its like opening a treasure chest of joy. Angels can be heard playing harps or whatever they play coming down from the Heavens!
Smell: Delicious. Very fruity, smell gets stronger as you break down. Hints of lemon. Strong urge for some Starbursts after smelling.
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Flavor: Very sweet and tangy. Save yourself the trip to 7-11 for the Starburst cuz it tastes just like it smells.
High: Very strong body high. I felt it from my ankles on up. It started during the 49er game kick off and I was hyped up but by the 4 minute mark couch lock galore. Vernon scored a touchdown and all I could do is just clap. One thing I notice is that this strain made me pay more attention to the details of the game man! I was watching the field like I was Joe Montana reading the secondary. I wanted to jump up and cheer but my body said “Nah…I’m good.” They should call it Southwest cuz it asks you:”Wanna get away?” I felt like I was relaxed on a beach.
Buzz length: 2 hours the first joint. 1 1/2 the second.
Medical uses: Anxiety, stress, and pain relief. You want to relax? This is the one! Overall I enjoyed the experience. I would recommend this more for an evening/chill smoke.
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