Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards’ daughter, Theodora, Busted for WEED & Graffiti

Keef Richard’s hot-ass daughter, Theodora, not only smokes weed, but she’s  into graffiti and blasphemy! Maybe she’s Banksy? If you haven’t heard, a couple cops busted her bombin’ a convent’s wall in NY’s SoHo district, where she lives, on Tuesday night. She was later charged with “making graffiti, possession of a graffiti instrument and possession of a controlled substance,” police said.

Oh, that controlled substance? It was weed and a few pills. “I hope I don’t get into trouble for this,” Richards allegedly told cops, prosecutors said. “I don’t have a prescription for them.”

Yesterday, a Manhattan Supreme Court judge released Richards without asking for bail after she balked at a plea deal offered by prosecutors; plead guilty to disorderly conduct and serve two days of community service and a day in a drug treatment facility. Instead he should have ordered her to practice up on her graff handstyle, man…or at least order her to learn how to make a proper NYC mop.

“It’s defiling private property and it’s a convent,” said some nun, about the scribble that looks to be done with nail polish, the size of a fuckin’ quarter and easily covered by a li’l white spraypaint. “We’ll have to ask the city to take it off. Taxpayer money now has to pay for this,” she continued.

S hit, man…tax payers can MAKE money off this shit instead…aren’t buildings worth more money after being bombed by a famous street artist?

Pro Tip: Notice the admission of guilt to the arresting officers? Well, uh…YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT…so, don’t say SHIT!

One Response to “Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards’ daughter, Theodora, Busted for WEED & Graffiti”

  1. Bubblemaster

    oh wow she is beautiful. guess she takes after her father. she probably has great lawyers.

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