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STRAIN REVIEW – Banana Kush

Banana Kush is Stuff Stoners Like

Name: Banana Kush
Score: 8/10
From: Harborside Health Center
Type: Hybrid, Indy dominant
Genetics: Kush Hybrid
Price: $475/ounce
Appearance: Bright green with lots of sweet sparkly crystals and bright yellowish/orange hairs ala tabacco sunburst Les Pauls.
Smell: Has that unmistakable spice of kush with a hint of candy-like sweetness.
Flavor: It tastes just like smoking a dried banana peel if a dried banana peel tasted exactly like spicy kush with a hint of dried banana peel.
High: Banana Kush joints automatically make everything about 75% funnier…that’s almost enough to make Doug Benson seem funny. It’s a mellow sorta introspective high that’ll give you that real nice all-over body stone.
Buzz Length: Depending on how quick your local pizza deliver dude is…you might be able to smoke a few bowls of this and still be stoned by the time you finish your first slice.
Medical Uses: Works really well for pain, both physical, say like the aches from a full day of surfing or like mental pain that accompanies sitting in a cubicle all fucking day long rotting like a corpse stapling stupid cover sheets to fucking TPS reports all fucking day like a damn sucka zombie.

Remember when they came out with Banana Frosted Flakes? Well that shit sucked. What those fools shoulda came out with was Banana Kush instead…because that shit’s GRRREAT! It’s all kushy and banana-ish with this wonderful dankyness…all perfect for summer and nice weather and Sublime tunes and stuff. Banana Kush goes really well with bikinis and Red Stripe beer and ukuleles. And, remember that scene in Point Break where all that bonding took place over football and surfing and bonfires and hanging out at the beach and shit…Well, moments like that are when it’s a perfect time to fire up some Banana Kush. Also any other time during the day or night.

You can bet that Anthony Keidis and his dickhead bully surf punk mob weren’t all high on Banana Kush when they attacked poor Johnny Utah after he dropped in on that one dude, but we’re almost sure Gary Busey was though.

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Angel says:

June 2, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Looking to buy some seeds...Know a good place, or seed type?
KLOUD229 says:

June 2, 2010 at 7:13 pm

Dope review. Man I wish I lived in Cali, the quality and variety of bud you guys have is crazy.
_HM_ says:

August 16, 2010 at 6:07 am

Consume_This_HigH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk2dkZyzmIE
Chris says:

January 27, 2011 at 9:23 pm

Im growing some banana kush rite now 4 1/2 weeks left cant wait
ROLLINGSTONE. says:

February 27, 2011 at 4:59 pm

ABOUT BANNA KUSH . AMAZING STRAIN. I CAN SAY I GO BANNAS AFTER THE FIRST BOWL LOL .GOOD LOOKING OUT BANNA KUSH .. AND GOOD REVIWE.
Name says:

March 23, 2011 at 9:45 am

This is hand down one of my favorite strains I also like cherry pie but good review
robert says:

March 30, 2011 at 7:00 am

damn cant wait to get my hands on banna kush
matt mernagh says:

April 9, 2011 at 6:11 pm

excellent review! serious very awesome written review. funny! yet contains the information your looking for when it comes to weed and a review. keep on reviewing & toking.
Sour Diesel 420 says:

May 29, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Good taste have been smoking for a month strait
weed very day says:

June 20, 2011 at 2:07 am

that weed is realy good i am soming it wright know