Name: McFly
Score: 8/10
From: Harborside Health Center in San Jose
Type: It’s a hybrid of some sort, partly Sativa…part Indica…part plutonium stolen from Libyan terrorists.
Genetics: We’re not quite sure where this shit came from since creating it involved a DeLorean DMC-12 that’s been modified into a time machine, powered by plutonium which generates 1.21 gigawatts of power into a device called the “flux capacitor”.
Price: $440/ounce is the street price nowadays. Back in 1985 When Marty McFly’s mom was still a fat-ass it was probably about half that and in 1955 when Marty was making out with his mom it was like $8/ounce, but, according to popular conception at the time it also caused Drug Crazed Abandon, Sin – Degradation, Vice and Insanity! (some of our favorite stuff, actually)
Appearance: Originally McFly looked like Eric Stolz when Michael J. Fox declined to participate because he was all “too busy” filming that shit called Family Ties. However, during filming Stoltz and the filmmakers decided Stoltz was miscast, so they asked Fox again who managed to work out a timetable in which he could give enough time and commitment to both; the subsequent recasting meant the crew had to race through reshoots and post-production to complete the film for its July 3, 1985 release date.
Smell: Extremely skunky, with a nice spice to it. Not quite as stinky as Chinese Five Spice Powder or the Spice Girls, but spicy never-the-less.
Flavor: Delicious and smooth with a hint of dankyness and some herb like spearmint or peppermint in the background.
High: McFly is a very soaring, heady, high that doesn’t forget to relax the body. In fact, George McFly smoked some of this shit and this is what he said afterward “Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t bang your mom that he’d melt my brain.”
Buzz Length: Now here’s where things gets tricky. Our buzz lasted about 16 years since we have ample amounts of freshly stolen plutonium which we use to power our time-machine, built into a 1964 Deluxe VW Micro Bus. Each time the buzz would wear off; we’d go back in time to right after we got stoned.
Medical Uses: McFly is awesome for relieving depression. Fuck all those antidepressants like Prozac or Wellbutrin, McFly, if used correctly, is proven to have significantly improved lives! Take Marty McFly for instance, he smoked some of this and his low-class family transformed into a high-class one, his fat mom became instantly all-physically fit and his chumpy loser dad became a self-confident and successful science fiction author over night!
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5 Responses to “STRAIN REVIEW-McFly”
Mcfly
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WavvesWavves
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