STONE us if you've heard these before...
Stoners say a lot of things. That’s because a lot of people are stoned right now. How many? Who the fuck knows, dude. But we bet each of them say a lot of stuff when they’re stoned. Stuff like, “hey, man…let’s get stoned and order some Chinese Food.” Or, “You fly…I’ll buy.” That last one sound familiar? That’s because you’ve probably heard that phrase uttered on a Jack in the Box commercial featuring stoners. Those Jack in the Box dudes are either stoners themselves or they just realize that marketing to stoners by mimicking the stuff they say is lucrative, man.
Oh here’s one, “Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.” Recognize that shit? It’s Slater from Dazed and Confused.
How about this one? “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”
Or “Dave’s not here.”
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