Stoners Like the Infamous Gas Mask Bong

Do STONERS really take bong hits with their tear ducts? Apparently, yes. And, sometimes even on purpose. How the fuck do you take a bong hit using tear ducts? Well, obviously with whatever the hell that thing is in the picture above. Nothing seems like such a torture device, like something you’d come across browsing Kink.com or find in Lemmy’s closet like a fuckin’ gas mask bong, dude. Only a STONER, and we say this with nothing but loving-respect, would purposefully strap something to their head that’s normally used to keep out smoke…for the sole purpose of fuckin’ keeping it in!

Really though, nothing says hardcore-stoner…or…there goes the rest of your weekend, like the legendary, gas mask bong. The only thing possibly more hardcore than a hit off a gas mask bong could be being bong-water boarded.