This USB Lighter by Elementium is definitely STUFF STONERS LIKE. And like probably the coolest thing about it is that it’ll light your joint or blunt on fire without lighting your long hair or long beard on fire. Catching on fire can be a real bummer, dude. Plus nothing will kill a buzz faster than listening to Coldplay or lighting your hair on fire while trying to spark a joint, man.
You know what sucks? Trying to light a joint in the wind. Wind and flames go together like good taste in music and listening to Coldplay. But check this out, you could be a hero at a festival concert on a windy night if you have a pocket full of joints and one of these USB lighters, man. Sure this USB lighter isn’t the same as a Bic—at least it ain’t white—or a Zippo and waving it in the air during an encore of Freebird is probably pretty pointless, but at least you can use it to spark a spliff in a windstorm. (Oh and speaking of concerts here’s how to NOT die at one.)
Quiz time. How many lighters do you think this USB lighter will replace? Well since the Elementium lighter can be recharged up to 500 times and you can get 100 lights per charge…that’s like 500 million-billion disposable lighters, dude. No wait…that’s 500 disposable lighters, dude. With this thing you can keep 500 dead lighters out of landfills, man.
All those dead lighters are costly, dude. So like what other product on the market today allows you to save money and the environment with each joint you light? In fact, this thing is so eco-friendly you can board a fuckin’ airplane with it. It says so right on elementiumligher.com. You can’t even bring a fuckin’ tube of toothpaste on a flight, but you can bring this thing—not that you’d need to light shit on fire while you’re on a fuckin’ jetplane, dude…we’re just sayin’. (Looking to practice smuggling WEED onto planes? Check out this Playmobil toy.)
At this point you’re asking yourself, “yeah, but can I use this thing to smoke a bowl or take a bong hit?” Well the answer is…no. (THEIR NEW USB LIGHTER DOES.) We tried holding the heating coil directly over a bowl and nada. But you can use this thing to light a hemp wick and you’re good to go, dude. Just make sure that you light that hemp wick once you exit the airplane.
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