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STRAIN REVIEW – Banana Kush

Banana Kush is stuff for stonersName: Banana Kush

Score: 8/10
From: Harborside Health Center

Type:
Hybrid, Indy dominant
Genetics:
Kush Hybrid
Price:
$475/ounce
Appearance:
Bright green with lots of sweet sparkly crystals and bright yellowish/orange hairs ala tabacco sunburst Les Pauls.
Smell: Has that unmistakable spice of kush with a hint of candy-like sweetness.
Flavor:
It tastes just like smoking a dried banana peel if a dried banana peel tasted exactly like spicy kush with a hint of dried banana peel.
High:
Banana Kush joints automatically make everything about 75% funnier…that’s almost enough to make Doug Benson seem funny.  It’s a mellow sorta introspective high that’ll give you that real nice all-over body stone.
Buzz Length:
Depending on how quick your local pizza deliver dude is…you might be able to smoke a few bowls of this and still be stoned by the time you finish your first slice.
Medical Uses:
Works really well for pain, both physical, say like the aches from a full day of surfing or like mental pain that accompanies sitting in a cubicle all fucking day long rotting like a corpse stapling stupid cover sheets to fucking TPS reports all fucking day like a damn sucka zombie.

Banana Kush
Remember when they came out with Banana Frosted Flakes? Well that shit sucked. What those fools shoulda came out with was Banana Kush instead…because that shit’s GRRREAT! It’s all kushy and banana-ish with this wonderful dankyness…all perfect for summer and nice weather and Sublime tunes and stuff. Banana Kush goes really well with bikinis and Red Stripe beer and ukuleles. And, remember that scene in Point Break where all that bonding took place over football and surfing and bonfires and hanging out at the beach and shit…Well, moments like that are when it’s a perfect time to fire up some Banana Kush. Also any other time during the day or night.

You can bet that Anthony Keidis and his dickhead bully surf punk mob weren’t all high on Banana Kush when they attacked poor Johnny Utah after he dropped in on that one dude, but we’re almost sure Gary Busey was though. 

Banana Kush in a cute little gram bag

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  • Angel

    Looking to buy some seeds…Know a good place, or seed type?

  • KLOUD229

    Dope review. Man I wish I lived in Cali, the quality and variety of bud you guys have is crazy.

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  • Chris

    Im growing some banana kush rite now 4 1/2 weeks left cant wait

  • ROLLINGSTONE.

    ABOUT BANNA KUSH . AMAZING STRAIN. I CAN SAY I GO BANNAS AFTER THE FIRST BOWL LOL .GOOD LOOKING OUT BANNA KUSH .. AND GOOD REVIWE.

  • Name

    This is hand down one of my favorite strains I also like cherry pie but good review

  • robert

    damn cant wait to get my hands on banna kush

  • http://www.mernagh.ca matt mernagh

    excellent review! serious very awesome written review. funny! yet contains the information your looking for when it comes to weed and a review. keep on reviewing & toking.

  • Sour Diesel 420

    Good taste have been smoking for a month strait

  • http://ohhburn.com/2010/05/28/strain-bannah-kush/ weed very day

    that weed is realy good i am soming it wright know

  • JustinSane

    by homie hit that nana, wont go back to mid or hi-dro

  • JustinSane

    mean My homie……. in in space

  • Allen

    I KNOW Johnny Utah was smokin’ this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chas-Holman/1333779011 Chas Holman

    450 an ounce?

    My God… what unfortunate part of the country are you in?

    You need different friends.

  • http://jehu.com jehu

    doug benson is always funny, clearly you don’t have a sense of humor