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10 Reasons Why Stay at Home Moms Should use Marijuana without Guilt
Contributed by: @stonedandstuff.
10. Marijuana increases libido. Getting stoned makes sex more pleasurable. It doesn’t matter if this is a solo effort or a partner included activity. Either way, it is just better. Who doesn’t want to have better sex? And who better to have better sex than the stay at home mom. It’s just better for everybody—better for mom, better for dad, better for the children and really better for the world.
8. Marijuana is a plant. This deserves repeating. Marijuana is a plant, an organic herb, indigenous to earth and for all its inhabitants to enjoy. You know what marijuana isn’t? It isn’t a fucking chemical that comes with numerous side effects that can barely be listed in one commercial. Go natural and organic. Leave the Xanax, Valium, Wellbutrin, Ambien behind—they are all bad for your complexion anyhow.
6. Marijuana erases wrinkles. Well, not really, but it is much cheaper than Dr. Perricone’s Under Eye Cream and far more enjoyable.
5. Marijuana reduces symptoms caused by PMS. In short, marijuana can make you a great deal happier ALL month long. Imagine a world without PMS, PMDD, Pre-Menopause, Post Menopause all of the pauses. It could be magical, almost.
4. Marijuana helps you get through the shit. The SAHM literally works in shit. She literally spends her days cleaning dirty, pee-stained toilets and changing overloaded poop diapers. It’s not fun or pleasant. A stay at home mom should use all the tools at her resource to get through the shit. Any sane person would do the same thing and not feel guilty. It is only the insane who think they should get through all this without assistance.
3. Marijuana is outright legal in 2 states. And a legal medicine in almost 20 states. There is nothing like going to a medical marijuana dispensary. It’s similar to a trip to Target where you can buy all the necessities at one store. Moms feel no guilt going to Target and buying toilet paper and diapers and they shouldn’t feel any guilt purchasing a little Platinum Kush and a special brownie to soften the constant blows of motherhood.
2. Marijuana is a gateway to spirituality. The Rastaman must use marijuana. It is an integral component of his religion. If you look marijuana and spirituality up on Wikipedia you will see this plant has been around for centuries and used by people to alleviate pain and sorrow throughout history. Marijuana use is not a modern man creation. What is new is the associated negative stigma. Let’s all take note from Bob and “lively up yourself”. It’s just good parenting.
1. Marijuana has accepted medicinal use. CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta has recently changed his position on pot because, “It doesn’t have a high potential for abuse, and there are very legitimate medical applications. In fact, sometimes marijuana is the only thing that works.” The herb isn’t for everybody, but if it is and it works for you and your family then do it without guilt. Gupta also stated, “We have been terribly and systematically misled for nearly 70 years in the United States, and I apologize for my own role in that,”….
Contributed by: Stoned And Stuff who can be reached at @stonedandstuff.
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The question is how one goes about obtaining it where it's not legal.