By Thom S. Hunters—The cannabis game in 2024 has gone full-tilt wild. From high-tech gadgets to artisan glass, the world of weed has never been this ridiculous—or this refined. I took a break from chasing the proverbial dragon to curate the ultimate list of stoner must-haves. This is the gear that will elevate your high, your style, and your very existence. So let’s get into the official Stuff Stoners Like 2024 Holiday Gift Guide.
- Puffco Peak 2
This isn’t just a dab rig; it’s a declaration of independence from sketchy torches and half-baked hits. The Puffco Peak 2 delivers the perfect dab every time, no guessing, no coughing fits, just pure, clean vapor that’ll make you question your life before it.
- Puffco Pivot
Sleek, portable, and downright dangerous in the hands of a seasoned stoner, the Pivot combines precision with portability. It’s the kind of device you whip out at a party to immediate oohs and aahs—and possibly an impromptu TED Talk on terpenes.
- Puffco Proxy
Classy, discreet, and downright Sherlockian. The Puffco Proxy is modular stoner engineering at its finest. Swap out attachments and adapt to your surroundings. Whether you’re at a swanky dinner or hiding in your car, the Proxy is your trusted companion.
- Session Glass Bong
Minimalist, modern, and merciless on your lungs. The Session Glass Bong is for the stoner who demands both style and functionality. Plus, it looks great on a coffee table—no need to stash it when grandma visits.
- Kiva Petra Mints
Microdose your way through Monday with Kiva Petra Mints. What would a holiday gift guide for stoners be without these tiny flavor bombs pack just enough THC to keep the existential dread at bay without turning you into a couch potato. Pop one at a time—or five if you’re feeling reckless.
- Houseplant Ashtray
This isn’t just an ashtray; it’s a flex. Designed by Seth Rogen himself, the Houseplant Ashtray is heavy, chic, and made for the stoner who cares about aesthetics. Pair it with a joint and an overpriced pour-over coffee for maximum hipster points.
- Smoke Soap
Ever needed to erase all evidence of your sesh? Enter Smoke Soap, the ultimate cover-up for stoners. One wash and you’ll smell like you’ve been frolicking in a meadow, not hotboxing your bathroom.
- PAX Plus Vaporizer
The PAX Plus is a pocket-sized powerhouse. Whether you’re vaping flower or concentrates, this sleek device ensures smooth, flavorful hits every time. Bonus: it’s so discreet you could use it at a PTA meeting. Not that I’d recommend it.
- Stündenglass Gravity Bong/Infuser
The Stündenglass is part bong, part science experiment, and all chaos. This gravity-powered beast is as much a spectacle as it is a smoking device. Pass it around, watch your friends get obliterated, and try not to break anything in the process.
- TokinJew.com Products for Hannukah
Celebrate Hanukkah the stoner way with TokinJew.com. From menorah dab rigs to dreidel pipes, they’ve got you covered for all eight crazy nights. Don’t forget to play “spin the dreidel” with a freshly packed bowl.
- Ongrok Grinders
Why settle for a cheap grinder when you can own an Ongrok? These precision-engineered grinders shred nugs into fluffy, roll-ready perfection. Essential for those who take their joint-rolling as seriously as their tax deductions.
- ispire Daab
The ispire Daab is the future of dabbing. Induction heating means no more scary torches or sketchy setups. Just clean, precise hits that’ll have you floating into the fifth dimension in record time.
- Tank Glass Pipes
Clumsy stoners rejoice! Tank Glass Pipes are practically indestructible. Drop them, bang them around, toss them in your backpack—these pipes can take it. The only thing fragile will be your ego after a monster rip.
- Jerome Baker Designs Glass
The Mona Lisa of bongs. Jerome Baker Designs are handmade masterpieces that combine functionality with high art. Sure, they’re expensive, but so is therapy—and this is way more fun.
- Cookies x Freak Brothers Collaboration
When stoner icons collide, magic happens. The Cookies x Freak Brothers Collaboration features dank strains and merch inspired by the legendary comic. Smoke the weed, wear the gear, and channel your inner Freewheelin’ Franklin.
- Alien Labs
Alien Labs isn’t just weed—it’s an experience. Their out-of-this-world strains hit harder than a close encounter of the third kind. If you want to be abducted by terpenes, this is your ticket.
Stuff Stoners Like 2024 Holiday Gift Guide Final Thoughts
2024 is the year weed tech and culture hit a fever pitch. From gravity-defying bongs to stoner-chic ashtrays, this gear will keep you flying high and looking sharp. Gear up, light up, and stay weird.
– Thom S. Hunters
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