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U.S. Judo Competitor WIMPS OUT After Being Expelled from Olympics for Eating Marijuana

According to Reuters, some U.S. Judo competitor named Nick Delpopolo was “expelled from the London Olympic Games on Monday after testing positive for marijuana and apologized to organizers, fans and fellow athletes for unwittingly eating a brownie that had been baked with the drug.”

“My positive test was caused by my inadvertent consumption of food that I did not realize had been baked with marijuana, before I left for the Olympic Games,” said Delpopolo.

Dude, you’re sorry for eating something you didn’t realize had weed in it? So some date rapists drops some fuckin’ Rohypnol in your drink and what…you’re gonna apologize to them too? What bullshit. Stand up for yourself, man. Has Judo taught you nothing?

 

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