2022 Holiday Gift Guide

Stuff Stoners Like for the Holidaze—By Thom Hunters
I’m sitting down writing a piece about the best gifts to get your stoner for the Holidaze. As someone who has been through many Holidays and has gotten many “stoner” gifts, I c an honestly count on 1 hand the cannabis gifts I’ve gotten excited about. People that don’t know, well they just don’t know and will run over to their local Spencer’s Gifts and buy one of their novelties: weed games, mugs, t shirts or other lame thing which screams “I don’t really know what to get you, so I’ll be funny and get you a useless piece of shit. Happy Holidays”. This is unacceptable and as far as I am concerned is grounds to kick your supposed friend to the curb.  

My grandmother was a lovely woman, but an awful gift giver. She refused to give cash or gift cards and proceeded to buy the ugliest gear you’ve ever seen. Somewhere deep in the Thom Hunter archives are pictures of me holding up socks pretending to love them. It’s not surprising I turned to cannabis as I got older.

The excuse that a decent weed gift is too expensive is also a cop out. To prove it, I’ve gone ahead and created a list you should leave open so your non-stoner gift giving friend can see it and finally get you something half decent. I’ve added the best products to come down the pipeline this year.  You’ll thank me later.

Stundenglass. 
If you’ve been especially good this holiday season you might find the ultimate holiday gift under your tree, menorah, bush, or in a wonderfully wrapped package. In my professional opinion this is the equivalent of walking outside and finding your Benz with a big red ribbon on it. Not 100% sure this happens, but I’ve seen enough commercials that say it does, so there ya go. If Mercedes and Stoners got together the result would be Stundenglass. It is beautiful to look at, hits like a dream and is the centerpiece for your modern stoner. Pro Tip: couple it with the next device on the gift guide and treat yourself to gravity dabs. Not a typo. Yes, gravity dabs. I for one am a huge fan. The Ultimate holiday Stuff Stoners Like. $599.95

Gpen Hyer
Turn any piece of glass you own into an electric dab rig. Easy to clean, wireless and convenient. As I mentioned above pairs perfectly with Stundenglass. This takes your concentrate game to the next level. I will warn you do not lose the instruction card as it isn’t 100% intuitive, however the learning curve in not steep and you too will be firing up tasty terpy dabs in whichever glass you choose. No Grinches in the house when the Hyer is on fire. $249.95

If you’ve been especially good this holiday season you might find the ultimate holiday gift under your tree, menorah, bush, or in a wonderfully wrapped package. In my professional opinion this is the equivalent of walking outside and finding your Benz with a big red ribbon on it. Not 100% sure this happens, but I’ve seen enough commercials that say it does, so there ya go. If Mercedes and Stoners got together the result would be Stundenglass. It is beautiful to look at, hits like a dream and is the centerpiece for your modern stoner. Pro Tip: couple it with the next device on the gift guide and treat yourself to gravity dabs. Not a typo. Yes, gravity dabs. I for one am a huge fan. The Ultimate holiday Stuff Stoners Like. $599.95

Puffco Proxy
The ultimate in portable modular vaporization. If you were a fan of Transformers or Voltron growing up like yours truly. You will LOVE the Puffco Proxy. Not only  does it exceed our expectations when it comes to vaporizing concentrates, but it is the ultimate in versatility. If you need a travel pipe, there’s an attachment for that. Want to smoke flower? There’s an attachment. Bubbler? You bet. The proxy is the closet thing to the Swiss Army Knife in the Stoners arsenal and just as useful. $299 (bubbkller and travel pipe sold separately.)

dab X go
Are you looking for the perfect dab? Look no further. The dab x go is the next evolution in the quest for fast, easy, full flavor dabs. Every detail has been relentlessly tested and fine-tuned to provide the perfect dabbing experience in the palm of your hand. Cooler, smoother, more consistent dabs. It will change how you dab forever. $299 

Ispire wand
If the blowtorch is the thing holding you back from enjoying concentrates. The Inspire wand is exactly what you’re looking for. Sleek, safe, and super functional. Dial in your favorite temperature to the degree for your dab and either taste it and waste it or go big and blow thick milky clouds. The wand works by magnetic induction, but you’ll be 100% convinced this is a magic wand. $129.99

Tank Glass
Unbreakable bong? Say it isn’t so! Tank Glass is exactly what it sounds like. Hand-crafted in Los Angeles with exceptionally thick, class-A non-float certified glass and a reinforced base to ensure that it remains in your arsenal for years to come. A must for your clumsier smoking friends and family. It also comes with a lifetime warranty in case you find a way to break it. Starts at $163.

Popz Papers
Pops cones are all-natural hemp and are king-sized cones. The beauty of these little wonders is the blast of flavor in the filter: Blueberry Burst, Watermelon Diesel (my personal fave), Lemon Loud and others turn your ordinary joint into a flavorful terpy explosion. Pro-Tip try to match the flavors to the terps in the flower or if you’re feeling adventurous pair a lemon with a gassy GMO and enjoy. $3.00/box of 3.

Green Gone Detox
Green Gone Detox. Just in case you have some fun this holiday season that the boss my frown upon there’s Green Gone Detox. It’s an all-natural permanent cleanse unlike detox drinks which are typically “masking” agents—meaning they don’t physically pull THC metabolites out of your system permanently. Instead they decrease the concentration of metabolites found in your urine for a brief period through dilution.



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