Judge Won’t Jail Willie Nelson Over Pot Bust If He Serenades Her Privileged ASS

In the United States of America justice is the same for all regardless of who they are. Except if you’re singer-songwriter and WEED evangelist Willie Nelson, who’s allegedly facing a long-ass jail sentence after being arrested back in November for having about 3 ounces of WEED on him while passing through the country of Texas on way to Mexico. After the arrest, he posted a $2,500 bail and was allowed to go on his way.

Now  a West Texas prosecutor says Willie can resolve the weed possession charges if he agrees to plead guilty, pay a fine and sing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” for the Judge. The prosecution, Hudspeth County Attorney Kit Bramblett admits: ‘I’m gonna let him plead, pay a small fine and he’s gotta sing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” with his guitar right there in the courtroom.’

Bramblett says the judge specifically demanded that Nelson appear in court instead of pleading by mail, a common procedure in these cases because as Bramblett says, “She wants to meet Willie.”

At first, reports came out that Willie was packin’ about 6 ounces of marijuana when cops busted him. But, later those numbers were reduced as reports rolled out saying that, minus the packaging, Willie was carrying less than three-ounces of weed. Bramblett, who prosecutes between 10 and 12 marijuana possession cases a month has said about the weed;  ‘Between me and the sheriff, we threw out enough of it or smoked enough so that there’s only three ounces, which is within my jurisdiction.’

Pfffft. Rapper Rick Ross likes weed too! And, Friday he was arrested in Louisiana for just a gram of weed. Being a singer-songwriter and all…wonder if he’ll get a chance to sing for his freedom too?

One Response to “Judge Won’t Jail Willie Nelson Over Pot Bust If He Serenades Her Privileged ASS”

  1. ThrashMetalAssault

    Holy shit i hope this is all a big lie.

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