Now, we know what you’re saying to yourself…”self-just because a guy goes to In-N-Out all the time, that doesn’t really mean he’s a stoner”, right? Well then, check out what Timmer’s usually orders: Three Double-Doubles, two fries and a chocolate-strawberry shake! Three Double-Doubles? Listen, man, pregnant ladies can’t even down 3 Double Doubles, let alone all those fries! 3 Double-Doubles…that’s like a whole fuckin’ cow, dude. You’ve gotta be HELLA stoned to eat a whole cow, man. Eating a whole cow ain’t the appetite of just any ordinary 168 pound dude. Not even the appetite of a star-athlete. Well…maybe a star Sumo Wrestler dude, but Japan ain’t got no In-N-Outs. C’mon the ability to gobble down that much greasy shit just HAS to be munchy-induced, man.
Oaksterdam Oakland A’s. That fateful ChocoTaco-powered game marked the fourth time Timmers has pitched a complete 9 innings in his career. And, he couldn’t have done it without the performance-enhancing ChocoTaco. Also marijuana.
Spoken like a true STONER, “I’m not a big vegetable guy,” Timmers says. So, uh…that just confirms it right there, dude…because just like Lincecum most STONERS aren’t big on vegetables…unless that vegetable is WEED!
DONE.
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pitching is a game of concentration. u need to focus. weed helps you focus without it effecting your physical performance. i've pitched plenty of great games in 2K9 stoned. awesome post.
Thanks Matt! Congrats on your case!!
thank u :) have a plant growing in the kitchen. heavy into baseball season now in the 2K series and nothing better than vaporizing and playing some baseball in the afternoon.
There really is no denying that huge In-N-Out order. Yikes.
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