Sarah Palin is Sorta Pro Pot

“If somebody’s going to smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at to engage in and try to clean up some of the other … Continued





How to Make Tax-Free Money in the Pot Industry

There’s a ton of green to be made, and clipped, in British Columbia’s pot industry. And, the best thing about it is that it’s all completely tax-free! And tax free money, shit anything free really,  falls in the same category … Continued


The USA Was Conceived by STONERS

The USA Was Conceived by STONERS. Our current president was a stoner and once said “I inhaled frequently. That was the point”. It’s widely known that our Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper and according to that long-haired … Continued





Stoners Don’t Like Matches

Matches are for suckers or for people who don’t have lighters. Why? Because they suck..that’s why. Have you ever tried to spark up a fat bowl with a match? Oh you did…did you? Well, how many times did those matches … Continued


Stoners Don’t Like Senseless Violence

You know when Pete Townshend would get all mad at his Rickenbacker and smash it into a million little pieces all over the stage and you’d say to yourself, “Shit, Pete, man…why don’t you just give that fucking beautiful geetar … Continued


Stoners Don’t Like Kids

Sure, they’re cuddly and cute when they aren’t all covered in grape jelly, or snot, or afterbirth. It’s not that stoners don’t dig kids… it’s just that kids ruin everything and they’re just such buzzkills. Just imagine how fucking awesome … Continued






Stoners Like Cheating on Tests

Oh yeah, stoners love to cheat on tests…are you kidding us? No, man, we’re not talking about cheating on algebra or biology exams. Although, we imagine some stoners’ll cheat on those too. What we’re talking about is, of course, the … Continued


BREAKING NEWS–Global Marijuana March Underway

Today, all over the world people are marching in the name of marijuana! No, no, no…we’re not talking about the march to the refrigerator that stoners take daily at 4:21. We’re talking about a far-reaching annual event where passionate  stoners … Continued



BREAKING NEWS–Stoner Arrested for Smoking a Cat

Sometimes you just can’t make this shit up! The AP is reporting that some 20-year-old dude in Omaha, Nebraska was arrested last night for trying to smoke his cat! Allegedly the guy  tried to “mellow out his cat” (named Shadow)by … Continued


Stoners Like Taco Bell

So here’s the thing about Taco Bell…they keep their menu super simple…for stoners. Sure they have a ton of “items” listed up on the board at the drive through, but each one of those items consists of the same few … Continued


BREAKING NEWS — Marijuana Reform Group Takes on the NFL

New England Patriots running back Kevin Faulk was suspended for one week and fined about $300,000, by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell this week after pleading guilty in July to misdemeanor marijuana possession charges. The marijuana reform group SAFER (Safer Alternatives … Continued