Some chit-chats with the cats in White Mystery
The latest record, the band’s 8th studio album—all of which have been released on 4/20 by the way—is called “F.Y.M.S.” aka Fuck Your Mouth Shut. What a great name, right? It’s the type of thing you want to blurt out every time you see that weed-hating Jeff Sessions on tv or that Sean Spicer motherfucker up at that press podium. Fuck Your Mouth Shut!
But we digress. The new record contains exactly ten tracks of “anthemic beat poetry with iconic guitars and pounding drums.” We listened to it already and it’s fucking great. Classic White Mystery—straight rocking tracks that feel hooky and heavy. You’ll be singing along in no time, dude.
What does the press release say about the new album? Here you go, man: From sweet, smooth chants like, “Dream Cum” to the raw, riot grrrl track, “Bad Neptune,” White Mystery creates a melodic, middle-finger punk album that stands strong in this moment of history.
If that doesn’t want to make you check out the new record maybe the fact that we got stoned with them in their dressing room the last time the band played the Bay Area. And we’ll definitely be getting stoned with them again when they’re here this April. Yeah, man here’s when:
We’ll make sure to stock the dynamic White Mystery duo with some SSL schwag. So if you head out out to any of their gigs just walk right up to Francis or Alex tell ’em that we sent ya. Hopefully they’ll have enough SSL gear to bring with ’em at their record release party on 4/20 down in LA at The Monty.
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