Like the Beastie Boys you can rock a tree on your mirror so your car won’t smell. But what the hell are you supposed to do about your apartment, bedroom or dorm all smellin’ like weed? What’s that you say, man, you live with your anti-marijuana mother-in-law and you wanna get stoned in the basement while watching that 70s show and you don’t want her all hassling you about the smell of weed. Well, you’re in luck dude, there’s a device for that. It’s called the Xzaler and it’s good at keeping your pot smoke a secret.
With the Xzaler you can smoke when you want, where you want and eliminate all odor! Well that’s what it says on the flyer that came with our test unit. Are those four people getting stoned in an 80s dentist office? We did notice, however, there were a few places that one couldn’t use the Xzaler:
- Not on a train!
- Not in a tree!
- Not in a car!
- Sam! Let me be!
Why? Because these places don’t typically have power outlets.
Our test Xzaler came with the Xzler system—a really well-constructed, anodized aluminum box that kind of looks like a digital ballast used to power a grow light. It also came with two hoses like the kind you’d find attached to only the finest hookah and two hose port adapters.
Apparently the Xzaler is easy as fucking to setup. After unpacking and plugging this bad boy in just open one of the Port Caps, insert a hose, turn it on—DONE. Now your ready to enjoy some big hits without stinkin’ up the damn place.
Say sayonara to smoke with the Xzaler. Remember that trap in GhostBusters? The Xzaler does to smoke what that Ghost Trap does to ghosts, man. What actually happens to the smoke? Fuck if we know, dude. We’re stoners, not rocket surgeons.
If you’re looking to smoke stealthily, who you gonna call? That’s right, GhostBusters. No wait, SmokeBusters. Damn it we fucked that up. Anyhow check out our buds at Xzaler.com for more information.
Want to win an Xzaler?
We just can’t accept this awesome $399 device. Why? Because it would be wasted on us. We love the smell of weed—sometimes we even stop to take a lingering whiff when we smell a skunk. But we know there’s some stoner reading this nodding his head thinking, “dude I NEED this thing.” So it’s yours. Leave us a comment and tell us why. Best answer wins. We’ll contact you via email and mail this thing to ya. If you live within the US we’ll even cover shipping. If you don’t…shipping’s on you, dude. Check out the video below for a demonstration from the manufacturer.
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