Stoners Don’t Like Aerosmith

Imagine a bar band dressed in whatever they could find on the dirty floor of a thrift store, with a singer that looks and moves like Mick Jagger in the dark, and you have Aerosmith…aka a bad Rolling Stones cover band.

It’s not like stoners don’t dig cover bands, or rock and roll, or singers that hang a bunch of useless fucking bandannas on their microphone stand. Okay that’s not entirely true, we’re not sure if stoners dig that bandanna shit or not. Bandanna danglin’ seems sorta lame and passe. But, who are we to judge? Either way bandana hangin’ is great for singers who can’t actually sing because they provide a nice distraction. And as a bonus they’re an awesome way to hide a voice synthesizer.

So what if Aerosmith has been around for a while…have they been around as long as the Rolling Stones? And so what if for a brief second things looked promising for Aerosmith when they ventured out of their comfy zone of classic rock plagiarism and collaberated with Run DMC. Remember that shit? All of a sudden Aerosmith were trying to go from hesh to fresh. And…well, that freshness lasted about as long as a bong hit. And, that collaboration did for Run DMC what Aerosmith thought it would do for them…give ’em some credibility.

Anyhow, here’s the point…why smoke schwagg when you can listen to the Rolling Stones? Did you catch how we just compared Aerosmith to lame weed right there? Because Aerosmith is the schwagg of Rock ‘n’ Roll!

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  • Respectfully Sir, I disagree! I thoroughly enjoy Aerosmith's music and do not consider them a Rolling Stones rip off at all! I don't believe for a second that a person's music tastes have any connection to marijuana. All people have their own music preferences when stoned.

  • Hey! I'm an Aerosmith fan and I smoke every day... I wont let you say that!! AEROSMITH ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! You, on the other hand, suck!

  • Aerosmith kicks ass an i know many stoners who like to listen to them, an i completely disagree that because u smoke u should dislike Aerosmith.

  • What the fuck does vintage have to do with anything? Music is music through the ages and for all time. Do you want to talk about how Mic and Keith really learned everything they know from black blues players in the south of the U.S. as they strolled about in England????? You want to talk about Vintage you will find yourself at Beethoven, then Mozart, then Bach. Music will always be music...as if the fucking time period matters????? Aerosmith did their part to contribute.

  • I think the very first paragraph in this essay or whatever the fuck what you want to call is exactly the perfect way to describe Areosmith
    All I got to say is fuck all of ya who dislike areosmith<3

  • Aerosmith can arguably be named the best band in america simply for their longivity. One main difference between Aerosmith and the Rolling Stones, until recently, was the listless disaffected performance you could always count on from the Stones, live. That and paying 3 times as much for a ticket. I have seen both several times each, and to me Aerosmith was always a better show. Released music is the same way, with the Rolling stones not having released any new music of consequence for 15-20 years (Tatoo You? Some Girls?) Aerosmith, through the 80's and 90's released a series of releases that got better and better: Done with Mirrors, Permanent Vacation, Get a Grip, Pump, and others that solidified their band as relevant to new generations with their own soundtrack for the times.. Personally, I don't know how anyone could say they are a rocker and that Aerosmith sucks.. maybe they aren't exactly your type.. but go listen to Permanent Vacation, smoke a bowl and rock to that $h*t!

  • okay, personally i have nothing against Aerosmith, but they're not that amazing either. However, everybody has to admit that Steve Tyler produced one spectacular thing...Liv Tyler...oh, yeah...i mean, Arwen the sexy she-elf...irresistable

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