Looking for info on how to pass a urine drug test? Your best bet might be to score some fake urine or use a synthetic urine kit. If you can score some clean urine that could work too. The only hitch is that you could get caught smuggling it into the testing place or maybe make a mistake while taking the test that could tip off employees at the facility. Otherwise it’s pretty fool-proof and tends to work well.
Fake pee or synthetic pee is easy to purchase online and almost always works to pass a urine drug screen. Just make sure that your sample is the correct temperature before you hand it over. Urine exits the body at a specific temperature so if you hand over a cold sample it’s a surefire way to fail. That’s why we dig fake pee brands that come with a heating powder.
How do I use synthetic urine?
Use synthetic urine just like you would use real urine. But make sure it’s warm before handing over your sample. You can use a microwave or a stove top. Some synthetic urine brands include a heating powder or a heating pad in their kit. It’ll take about an hour for the heating pad to heat the synthetic urine to the proper temperature—between 94 and 100 degrees. Make sure to give the synthetic urine a quick shake to give it some bubbles before handing it over.
Is synthetic urine detectable?
Is synthetic urine detectable by the people giving the drug test? The short answer is—no. It specifically mimics human urine. In fact synthetic urine is what drug testing labs use to calibrate their testing equipment. Synthetic urine has the same levels of pH, specific gravity and creatine as human levels. If you’re a typical Joe looking for a job or staying good with your PO then you’ll be fine.
How to smuggle synthetic urine
If you’re submitting to an unsupervised test you shouldn’t really need to hide your pee. Just be smart about how you smuggle it. Most people hid it in their droors or bra. Just be careful how you package it and it won’t spill. Here are some ideas on where you can hide synthetic urine.
- Wear two sets of droors and stash your fake urine in between them
- Wear a belt under your clothes and attach your fake urine to it. Bonus? Some places make you pull down the pants and lift up the shirt, then let you go to the bathroom alone. So wear it right below your chest and above your navel. Some manufacturers make a special synthetic pee belt for this very reason.
- You can also tape a container of synthetic pee to your inner thigh.
- If you’re a woman you can stash the fake pee in your bra. We’ve even heard of women storing it up the vagina.
- Watch Pulp Fiction and then stash your fake pee where Christopher Walken hid that watch while in a Vietnamese prison camp.
What if I’m afraid of getting caught?
If you don’t want to risk getting caught smuggling fake urine and have time to spare your best bet is to use a THC detox product. We always recommend Green Gone Detox. It’s an all-natural permanent cleanse unlike detox drinks which are typically “masking” agents—meaning they don’t physically pull THC metabolites out of your system permanently. Instead they decrease the concentration of metabolites found in your urine for a brief period through dilution.
Sometimes the dilution method is enough to work. But if you’re a heavy user don’t count on it. A permanent detox is what you need. It’s really the only way to increase your body’s output and elimination of the metabolites that’ll cause you to fail.
If you’ve ever used fake pee to pass a drug test please let us know about it in the comments section below—thanks.
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One Response to “Does Synthetic Urine Work To Pass A Urine Drug Test?”
Great article. I actually have a pre-employment test coming up, and I purchased a wizzinator and some synthetic urine. Fingers crossed… I’ve been smoking about a 1/4 ounce of cannabis every other week. I never work under the influence, and I agree that testing for cannabis is ludicrous. In fact, in my opinion, ANY pre-employment drug testing is unconstitutional. Drug testing is not as reliable as people are led to believe, so it proves nothing beyond a reasonable doubt. Furthermore, a drug test does not indicate intoxication, as a breathalyzer would, it merely indicates the subject may have used a particular substance recently. And why should I be passed over for employment for what I choose to put in my own body in the privacy of my own home? And when it comes to cannabis, the time frame in which one may have used the substance becomes ridiculously long. I once stopped smoking in October and still tested positive in December! On the other hand, an ambitious crack addict with good metabolism could potentially clean up in 72 hours and score a job I’m far more qualified to do. Pre-employment drug testing is an extremely unjust barrier to employment, especially given the discriminatory nature of medical marijuana states excluding medical marijuana patients from employment based on the federal government’s failure to modernize American drug policy. Excluding cannabis users from employment is especially stupid because the only reason cannabis is illegal in the first place is because a fat racist bastard named Harry Anslinger had a vendetta against black people, marijuana, and jazz music. He would’ve banned all three if he could, but he settled for banning cannabis while talking excessive shit on jazz music and people of color, because Anslinger is the worst piece of shit that ever lived (he is also pretty much responsible for Billie Holiday’s death). Anslinger was able to get cannabis prohibited by implementing a racist propaganda campaign, focusing on the idea that “marijuana makes black men forget their place in society.” (yes, he really said that, the turd had it printed on fucking flyers). Anslinger contended that marijuana turned black men into violent monsters, and cannabis and jazz music were corrupting white women and influencing them to sleep with black men. I guess that’s all the rich white men of the US needed to hear, cause it worked, and it formed the shameful basis for the DEA, for our awful drug policies, and the war on drugs. This is the legacy the government still stands by. If I were them, I’d be running as far away from that legacy as humanly possible. Sadly, we now still consider cannabis to be a Schedule I substance, federally–laughable since Schedule I substances are supposed to be the most addictive and most dangerous drugs with no known medical uses. Heroin is a Schedule I substance. Cocaine is a Schedule II substance. LOL. So, cannabis is more addictive and more dangerous than cocaine, according to the US federal government. From the information I’ve read, research has shown cannabis to be less addictive than coffee and less harmful than alcohol, tobacco, or obesity. But with all this money to be made in criminalizing and stigmatizing drug use, why implement smart drug policies based on actual evidence? Pretty soon Big Pharma will probably own the rights to cannabis anyway…