Looking for info on how to pass a urine drug test? Your best bet might be to score some fake urine or use a synthetic urine kit. If you can score some clean urine that could work too. The only hitch is that you could get caught smuggling it into the testing place or maybe make a mistake while taking the test that could tip off employees at the facility. Otherwise it’s pretty fool-proof and tends to work well.
Fake pee or synthetic pee is easy to purchase online and almost always works to pass a urine drug screen. Just make sure that your sample is the correct temperature before you hand it over. Urine exits the body at a specific temperature so if you hand over a cold sample it’s a surefire way to fail. That’s why we dig fake pee brands that come with a heating powder.
How do I use synthetic urine?
Use synthetic urine just like you would use real urine. But make sure it’s warm before handing over your sample. You can use a microwave or a stove top. Some synthetic urine brands include a heating powder or a heating pad in their kit. It’ll take about an hour for the heating pad to heat the synthetic urine to the proper temperature—between 94 and 100 degrees. Make sure to give the synthetic urine a quick shake to give it some bubbles before handing it over.
Is synthetic urine detectable?
Is synthetic urine detectable by the people giving the drug test? The short answer is—no. It specifically mimics human urine. In fact synthetic urine is what drug testing labs use to calibrate their testing equipment. Synthetic urine has the same levels of pH, specific gravity and creatine as human levels. If you’re a typical Joe looking for a job or staying good with your PO then you’ll be fine.
How to smuggle synthetic urine
If you’re submitting to an unsupervised test you shouldn’t really need to hide your pee. Just be smart about how you smuggle it. Most people hid it in their droors or bra. Just be careful how you package it and it won’t spill. Here are some ideas on where you can hide synthetic urine.
- Wear two sets of droors and stash your fake urine in between them
- Wear a belt under your clothes and attach your fake urine to it. Bonus? Some places make you pull down the pants and lift up the shirt, then let you go to the bathroom alone. So wear it right below your chest and above your navel. Some manufacturers make a special synthetic pee belt for this very reason.
- You can also tape a container of synthetic pee to your inner thigh.
- If you’re a woman you can stash the fake pee in your bra. We’ve even heard of women storing it up the vagina.
- Watch Pulp Fiction and then stash your fake pee where Christopher Walken hid that watch while in a Vietnamese prison camp.
What if I’m afraid of getting caught?
If you don’t want to risk getting caught smuggling fake urine and have time to spare your best bet is to use a THC detox product. We always recommend Green Gone Detox. It’s an all-natural permanent cleanse unlike detox drinks which are typically “masking” agents—meaning they don’t physically pull THC metabolites out of your system permanently. Instead they decrease the concentration of metabolites found in your urine for a brief period through dilution.
Sometimes the dilution method is enough to work. But if you’re a heavy user don’t count on it. A permanent detox is what you need. It’s really the only way to increase your body’s output and elimination of the metabolites that’ll cause you to fail.
If you’ve ever used fake pee to pass a drug test please let us know about it in the comments section below—thanks.
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