Isn't it obvious? C'mon people...why else do you think it took us so fucking long…
To a stoner incense is like dark limousine tint, you know someone’s inside driving the car, you just can’t quite see them. According to stoners, the theory is that incense masks the aroma of burning weed. So whenever you walk into a room with a bunch of stoners getting hi, you’ll often smell incense. And, when there’s incense burning in the corner it gives the stoner a (false) sense of security, because they think no one will notice that oh so familiar aroma of a burning dead skunk.
In fact incense is a great indicator of marijuana-smoking activity. Where there’s (incense) smoke…there’s fire…and that fire is usually found at the end of a joint. Light up a joint, light up some incense and well, now mom’s basement reeks of weed and sandalwood. Dead give-away guys.
In fact the whole incense industry is fully supported and wholly kept alive by one demographic; stoners. C’mon, who else uses this stuff, but stoners? Think about it for a second. You could walk into a myriad of stinky places and not smell Nag Champa in any one of ‘em! Consider the Laker’s locker room. Ya think it smells like a Buddhist shrine? No dude, it smells like sweaty gym socks and ass. What about Bessie’s Slaughter House? Ya think they’ll use Jasmine to cover of the smell of future cheeseburgers in there? Of course not. You see what I’m saying, incense is specifically created for the sole purpose of giving stoners an alibi.
Have you ever used incense to cover-up the smell of weed? What kind of incense was it and what kind of weed were you smoking. Oh and where. Sure that’s a lot of questions, but we’re curious. And stoned. So let us know about your weed-fueled incense experiences in the comments section below.
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Now that's funny! Good luck with the blog.
k this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard, incense was not made for stoners. incense is like a scented candle without the light. i know for a fact my moms not a stoner and she burns this shit all the time. who ever made this site is just a poser trying to look like a stoner
Hi........can I use the incense image?
dude i not a stoner and i love the shit
its actually an alternative to smoking cuz people smoke the incence its better fr u
ahhaha this blog is funny, because i'm the biggest anti-drugs person there is and I have jars of incense hahaha. and to the guy above me you don't "smoke" incense, although it is beneficial.
seriously though, cute blog you got going.
kinda stereotypical but then again what isn't?
there is an incense you can shake on yyour weed and smoke to get high, it causes mild hallucination. I tried it oce and got sick as hell but a lot of my friends that did it had a great time. I actually found this age looking for the name, its an odd word as i recall
ok ya got me so wat?
Only if your smoking inside a place ur not supposed too and even then i dont use them, i say fuck it, imm stoned
dude patchouli is the best incense
Your mom is totally a stoner.