Weekly Stoner Horoscope for June 3 – 10, 2020

Stoner Horoscope June 3 2020

As long-time marijuana activist Stuff Stoners Like stands with the protesters. And as members of the ever-marginalized cannabis community we understand the pain of the rioters.

We all need to have compassion for one another if we are ever going to come together and fight the system that’s obviously rigged by the white ruling class. That’s why this week’s horoscopes are dedicated to the masses—protesters, police officers, rioters, national guard, and small business owners worldwide.

Let’s all look to songs of protest for inspiration and direction.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Last week was all about communication and release of pent up thoughts and feelings. This week I want you to use your strengths to quell and dilute your weaknesses. Aries nobody can organize and work through challenges like you. You are all about teamwork and bringing people together. Take this gift and do some good. Don’t allow your impatient, aggressive side lead you down a futile path. People tend to tune out your message if you are yelling or attacking them. Think about what you say and how you say it before you say it and all will be just as you want it. Try dabbing in the morning and follow up with three bong hits before bed each night this week. Also, listen and think about Bob Marley’s, ‘Get up Stand up’, don’t give up the fight.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

My beloved, uncompromising, stubborn Bull, this week will be a tough one for you. Lots of stuff on your plate and most of it isn’t the fun stuff. I see tensions at work, tensions at home, and tension in your heart. If you can focus this week, try focusing on your finances for awhile and look into refinancing or consolidating debt. It’s a good time for you to put some energy into this side of your house. I feel your pain this week and want you to use this time to reorganize your thoughts and priorities. Remember this time is temporary and a change is going to come. Listen to Sam Cooke’s classic, ‘A Change is Going to Come’,  for inspiration. Also add, three doobers a day to your routine this week. One doober in the morning, one in the late morning and one at night.

GEMINI (May 21- June 20)

How I love your playful flirting ways. Nobody can turn you down when you turn on the charm. It’s close to impossible to tell you no. You have this uncanny ability to get people to do what you want them to do. You know you are special and you also know you can change the course of events when you use your gifts positively and with love. This week and next you will have unprecedented appeal and influence. I want you to inhale four bong hits and then meditate on the Isley Brothers, ‘Fight the Power’. Think about how you could use your strengths to do good in the world and fight the power that is holding us down.  

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

This week needs to be all about compromise and understanding. Your instinct is telling you to fight the system, but now the planets are telling you to pause and balance. Venus is challenging Mars in your 9th house of justice. Hold the line so to speak, take a breath and come back to any conflict in another week or two. I would double down on the intake with 4 doobers a day. I know it sounds like too much, but you need to medicate and meditate. A couple of sativa strains in the morning and anything indica in the evening. Also, use Buffalo Springfields’ anthem as your own. Note, this was written in late 1966 out of solidarity with Sunset Strip hippies who fought the police over a potential new curfew. 

LEO (July 23- August 22)

You might be wondering how much stress and turmoil can one person take? You might be feeling like a tsunami of angst and emotion have hit you and left you for dead. I am here to remind you of your inner strength and resilient nature. Now is your time Leo to take action and get involved in what is going on around you. We both know you are at your best when working in groups to better society. You thrive and feel alive during these times and you are in a position to influence and change the world for the better. A couple bong hits in the morning and in the evening will do you good. Watch Billie Holiday sing,‘Strange Fruit’, and let the lyrics spill over your soul. She recorded ‘Strange Fruit’ in 1939 and she only performed it at the end of the set. The waiters would stop all service in advance; the room would be in darkness except for a spotlight on Holiday’s face; and there would be no encore. 

 VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

These uncertain and chaotic times are affecting the entire planet. As you know, feeling secure and being organized are support beams to your mental well being. You like order and stability and that is not our world right now. Let’s face it, you feel like the world is ending and you might be acting out. You might be a bit misunderstood by family and friends. You might be calling people out and expressing yourself in less than positive ways. It’s important you not get caught up in drama and non essential life matters. Now is the time to let people know about your deep commitment to humanity and how you want to better our world. Focus on what you can do to help those around you and forget the rest. Take a sativa dab in the morning, a doober at noon and 3 bong hits before bed to clear your head. Also, listen to Marley’s ‘Small Axe’ and feel his words and rhythms. 

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

The sun is joining forces with Venus in your 9th House of Expansion. Which translates to, your confidence level is at all time high right now. This week is an excellent time to venture out of your normal routine and do something different. In short, don’t be you this week. Use this added boost to propel yourself into action. Migrate to what frightens you the most and look for opportunities to conquer your fears. Take a dab or two in the morning and end the day with a dope edible. Listen to Prince and Eryn Allen Kane, ‘Baltimore’. Prince wrote it after Freddie Gray died in police custody from spinal cord injuries in 2015. “The system is broken,” Prince wrote in a statement that appeared at the end of the song’s lyric video. “It’s going to take the young people to fix it this time. We need new idea, new life.” Damn, I miss Prince. 

SCORPIO (October 23- November 21)

Scorpio, you know what I love about you? Your determination and dedication to the cause. You are constantly fighting for truth and justice. I want you to turn your determination and dedication to your personal life this week. I want you to be mindful to communicate all your feelings, good and bad, to your partner. I know you do not want to do this, but you need to do it. So take some time in the morning to medicate with your favorite tool and let your partner know if they irritate you. You don’t have to be the only responsible adult in the relationship. You can let your partner know how you feel and they should be able to digest, accept, and modify. Listen to John and the Yoko Ono Plastic Band for inspiration. John and Yoko are a great example of how a couple can evolve and grow through communication. 

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

I see clouds dispersing and rays of sunshine beaming through your aurora right now. The planets are aligned for you to succeed. Anything that you touch this week is going to reciprocate the energy you put into it. I am not saying your life will be all rainbows and unicorns, but I am saying some positive energies are circling you and life could take a different direction. Use the godfather of soul for inspiration and medicate with bong hits morning, noon, and night.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

 My precious, stable goat you have been working really hard and it’s time to take a break and appreciate yourself. I want you to give yourself the attention and love that you give to others. This is your time to reset and energize for the battles to come. You have to take care of yourself if you are going to continue to care for others. Gotta feed your soul with pampering and relaxation. I recommend inhaling 3 bong hits morning, noon and night and watch Public Enemy’s, ‘Fight the Power’, for inspiration. 

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

My prickly friend sometimes you become overwhelmed with emotion and you simply don’t know what to do. The Moon is opposing your ruling planet, Uranus this week and your emotions are easily triggered. In short, you are a race car in the red right now and are easily rattled. I request that you take a calming breath and walk away from any dramatic confrontations. Now is not the time to poke the bear and I want you to just chill. Inhale lots and lots of herb all day and then watch this video of Rhiannon Giddens for a reality check of what is really important right now. 

 PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces, Scorpio Moon is sending you beams of support via the assertive Mars in your sign. Which means now is the time for you to step into the spotlight and shine like the brilliant star that you are. You have a celestial edge over all the other signs of the zodiac this week. Take this opportunity and go do some good. Look to family and close friends if you need any support. Inhale two doobers everyday and check your head with this statement from The Gamefeat, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, Diddy, Fabolous, Wale, DJ Khaled, and Swizz Beatz. 

PUFF, PUFF, PASS and be kind.

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