Happy Birthday Edna Garrett You Ol’ Stoner You

Today, April 22…Is Mrs. Charlotte Rae’s birtday. You remember Mrs. Garret…she took care of those annoying boarding school kids, remember there was that hot blonde, the chunker, the boy with longish hair from NY and li’l ol’ Tudy who in … Continued



How to Make a Honey Bear Bong

You know, it’s not that stoners especially like honey, it’s just that much like McGuyver, stoners are really crafty and have a knack for transforming ordinary household objects into pipes or bongs…things like apples and well, honey bears. It’s almost … Continued


Stoners Like Blowin’ Smoke Rings

Much like a really hot chick tying a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, blowing smoke rings is the bar trick de jour in stoner circles. Maybe it was the very stoney hukka-smokin’ caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland … Continued


Incense is Stuff Stoners Like

Incense is stuff stoners like because it can cover up the smell of pot smoke in a dorm room faster than you can make microwave popcorn.



Stoners Like Calling Everyone Dude

Man, you would totally think that the only people who call everyone “dude” are surfers, Californians or people who watched too many fuckin’ Keanu Reeves movies, right? Well, dude, if you think that…you’d be wrong. Calling people dude is a … Continued