Marijuana Strain Name: Dutchberry
Review by: Mat Lee
From: Growers Outlet located at 613 Montana Ave #2 South Bend, Washington (360) 875-8189
Harvest Date: 7/9/15
Content: THC 20% | CBD .4%
Sample Size: 3.5 grams
Genetics: Dutch Treat X Blueberry
Appearance and Feel: Kind of dense, especially sticky. This shit right here has some gorgeous bag appeal as the younger generation calls it. Bag appeal tells me you have a super nice bag that you keep your weed in, but hey, I’m old.
Plus, stop keeping your weed in bags. Jars yo, unless you’re selling that brown frown. This is definitely not that. I mean, have you even been looking at these pictures? This is that winter wonderland shit us weed nerds have wet dreams about.
Smell: Up front it’s the classic lemon lime Sprite smell that the Dutch Treat has. But then there’s that berry though. Damn, that berry. It’s so good, slightly sweet and all so pungent. Break a bud apart and sniff some of this terpy goodness.
I’ve never heard of the Dutchberry weed strain before, and there wasn’t a whole lot of information online when I searched for it. But once this eighth is gone, I’ll be back to get more. I don’t usually do that either. Maybe a couple of times since I’ve been writing these weed reviews. It’s so yummy.
Flavor: Wow, I’m definitely excited about this strain. It tastes like it smells, and it smells like heaven. Bong rips pack a little bite to them, but it’s such a strong smelling strain, I’m assuming there’s a ton of terpenes in there getting blazed up.
High: The buzz for me after a whole bong load to my face is actually pretty heavy for a sativa. Then again we’ve been seeing some research that calls the whole category specification into question, but that’s a topic for a different discussion.
What you need to know right now? The Dutchberry is an exceptional top shelf strain you’ll want to add to your treasure trove. It’s got some potential for couch lock, so keep yourself occupied if at all possible, unless you have a few hours to kill on a couch. It’s simple physics really. Move and you’ll keep moving. Sit around and you won’t.
Overall: The Dutchberry weed strain makes you want to keep going back for more, and at 20%, that might not always be a good idea. Of course if you are a cannasseur with a precision primed endocannabinoid system, you’ll be just fine.
I don’t know what else to say about this stuff. It’s good, and you need to try it. Drool over these pictures then get down to Growers Outlet and everywhere else Artizen cannabis is sold. You’ll be glad you did, because the Dutchberry is stuff stoners like.
For SSL, I’m Mat Lee.
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