You see…being around kids usually requires responsibility. That’s the real shit stoners don’t like; responsibility. And, the kids don’t even have to be yours, dude. That responsibility shit permeates, it’s pervasive when kids are in sight. Who needs responsibility when you’re getting your smoke on and shit? And, seriously nothing kills a buzz faster than changing a diaper. Dirty diapers have nothing but poop and kids in ’em. Nobody likes poop. So kids are totally gross by association.
Kids prefer juice in a box or a li’l impossible-to-open pouch over beer, they don’t dig the best part of the pizza, they can’t work a carb, they always get the remote control sticky and they seem to make not only weed dealers nervous but the guys behind the counter at porn and head shops a little nervous too. So, aside from supplying stoners with a bit of free candy on Halloween kids aren’t really good for anything.
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i agree with everything you've said here XD
its so awkward around kids. sometimes you can't understand what they say. naw mean
all these things that this lists are wrong, except maybe for senseless violence, no body should like that so it doesnt make much sense. but everything else is just wrong. what kind of cold hearted stoners are you meeting?
i dont hav a problem with kids, although annoying sometimes, eventually most of us will hav them
PRETTY FUNNY STUFF!!! But really kids are great, when their sleeping:)
im 25 my wife 23, Were very self centered and focused on our lives. When we seattle into a home and career we will have a(ONE) child. A child is for when your spent on life and youve spent your youth, say about 29 when your like shit I need something in my life im almost 30. Then there 18(hopefully in collage) when your 48 to 50 when I want to retire at least.
Retire to smoking fist size bowls and watching old Star Trek movies telling kids how Grandma used to love listening to 50 cent and "working them hoes" and "popping my collar".
Im kidding.
i think this is total bull shit. when i babysit my nephew my sister leaves a fat sack to smoke and i get super ripped and play with legos and action figures and all that jazz... your just trying to be funny and its not working and ben harper is dope and all stoners like him.
I so wish i could share this article with the fb world
I'm a stoner and kids definetly piss me off. They're annoying as fuckkkk. Stinky little fuckin bastards too.
this is bogus, kids are fun, you just have to put yourself in their simple mindset, after all you dont get to be a "grown-up" until after you have survived childhood. some people even try to prolong it as long as possible....wonder why?