Canadian Cops Seize More than 7 Tons of Hash
We read the news today oh boy… About 7 tons of hash that made the grave… And though the news was rather sad…we ain’t going to laugh about it or blow our minds our in a car or anything, but … Continued
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BREAKING NEWS–Seattle Will No Longer Prosecute Marijuana Possession Offenses
The City Of Seattle will no longer prosecute marijuana possession offenses. The newly elected city attorney, Peter Homes—who defeated the incumbent Tom Carr in the November 2009 election, says “[The city of Seattle] is no longer going to prosecute marijuana … Continued
Why MLK is Important to the Marijuana Movement
Stuff Stoners Like takes activism seriously. Sure, we’re a bunch of stoners and we LOVE to smoke weed, but that doesn’t mean we’re ignorant. In fact, we’re students of history. And, we think in order to effectively fight the war … Continued
BREAKING NEWS–New Jersey Assembly Approves Medical Marijuana
Today, the New Jersey Assembly approved a measure that would make the state the 14th in the nation to legalize marijuana for medical use! Governor Jon S. Corzine has said he would sign Bill A804 it into law before leaving … Continued
BREAKING NEWS–CA Bomb Squad Detonate a Bong
Wow…this War on Drugs stuff is starting to get really serious! So serious, in fact, that Richmond California brought out the bong bomb eradication squad last night…and actually exploded a bong! That poor defenseless bong never stood a chance! Apparently, … Continued
Golden Globes Realize Showtime’s Weeds is Stuff Stoners DON’T Like
We’ve been saying all along Showtime’s Weeds is the EPITOME of Stuff Stoners DON’T Like with their harmful portrayal of the “dangerous world of drug dealing” during our nation’s greatest fight to end the ignorance and all-out Reefer Madness surrounding … Continued
Stoners Don’t Like the Keytar
There’s absolutely no way to NOT look like an asshole while playing a keytar. What the fuck is a keytar you ask? Well we’ll tell ya…it’s an instrument that’ll make you look like an asshole just by looking at it. … Continued
How Legalizing Weed Can Ruin Everything
Viva la marijuana
Stoners Like Doing People Favors
krisrivera: @stoner_stuff don’t forget Cheetos! Man, if u want us to pick up some Cheetos for you (again) your gonna have to say please. krisrivera @stoner_stuff pretty please with cherry icee on top. eh, we’re gonna let Jules take this … Continued
Stoners Don’t Like Mayonnaise
Seriously, do we even have to fucking explain?
YES WE CANNABIS!
YES WE CANNABIS! Today kicks off the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Law’s 38th Annual Nation Conference in San Francisco. The event will be filled with folks from NORML over 500 policy activists, medical patients, cultivators, doctors, politicians, … Continued
BREAKING NEWS—New Jersey Police Paid to Pull Weeds
Who knew that gardening was a duty of the New Jersey Police Department? Times sure have changed since 1794 when the first President of the United States of America, who by the way smoked weed to alleviate the pain from … Continued
BREAKING NEWS—Marin Drug Agents Harass East Bay Cannabis Clubs
Tuesday, drug agents from Marin County came to confiscate records of medical marijuana sales from growers to dispensaries in Berkeley and Oakland, but were DENIED! They came over with warrants served by the Marin County Major Crimes Task Force for … Continued
Stoners Don’t Like Showtime’s Weeds
FUCK WEEDS and their STEREOTYPICAL STONER BULLSHIT
Stoners Like Everyone Poops
Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi A book review by Stuff Stoners Like People often turn to books to take a closer look at issues that are important to them. Everyone, including stoners, want a book that relates to their own … Continued
San Diego DA Says “There are No Legal Medical Dispensaries in SD”
“There has been reporting that there are eight legitimate medical-marijuana dispensaries in San Diego County,” said SD District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis, yesterday at a press conference in the wake of terrifying raids of cannabis dispensaries all over the city. “There … Continued
BREAKING NEWS–Police Seize Senior Citizen’s Medication
Over in weed-hatin’ NY a poor elderly woman faces misdemeanor charges of growing weed to treat her painful arthritis and glaucoma. Buzz-killin’ Captain Charles Danzi of the Evans police says Barbara Ober was charged after the police spotted a 7-foot-tall … Continued
BREAKING NEWS–MOM GIVES WEED TO 9-YEAR-OLD!
Now that we have your attention, it’s true…Marie Myung-Ok Lee pushes marijuana on her 9-year-old son. She feeds the li’l guy weed-laced tea and cookies. Why, you ask? “Because he can’t figure out how to use a bong.” Marie Myung-Ok … Continued
BREAKING NEWS–Palo Alto CA Pisses Away Tax Dollars and $60 Million Worth of Medicine
Just how much money would the State of California rake in, oh from the sale of say $60 million worth of medical cannabis? Who knows since Santa Clara County pissed it all away and wasted tax dollars to fund the … Continued
Stoners Don’t Like Matches
Matches are for suckers or for people who don’t have lighters. Why? Because they suck..that’s why. Have you ever tried to spark up a fat bowl with a match? Oh you did…did you? Well, how many times did those matches … Continued
Stoners Don’t Like Senseless Violence
You know when Pete Townshend would get all mad at his Rickenbacker and smash it into a million little pieces all over the stage and you’d say to yourself, “Shit, Pete, man…why don’t you just give that fucking beautiful geetar … Continued
Stoners Don’t Like Kids
Sure, they’re cuddly and cute when they aren’t all covered in grape jelly, or snot, or afterbirth. It’s not that stoners don’t dig kids… it’s just that kids ruin everything and they’re just such buzzkills. Just imagine how fucking awesome … Continued
Breaking News–Drug Enforcement Team Victim Of CA Budget Crisis
California’s budget woes could cut a third of the agents from the Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement! Attorney General Jerry Brown estimates the cuts will lead to the layoffs of nearly a third of its 187 agents. The Bureau of Narcotics … Continued
BREAKING NEWS–SF Supervisors Pass Ban On Haight Ashbury Head Shops
Where would be the most epic…coolest…most hip place on the planet to buy a rad pipe? If you said San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury district than you’re not alone! Yep, the district that’s world-famous for its important role as THE epicenter of … Continued
SAFER Marijuana Reform Group Takes on the NFL
New England Patriots running back Kevin Faulk was suspended for one week and fined about $300,000. It was given by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell this week after pleading guilty in July to misdemeanor marijuana possession charges. The marijuana reform group … Continued
Stoners Like the number 420
Seems like smoking marijuana at any time of the day or year is a great idea if you ask us.
How to Make a Honey Bear Bong
You know, it’s not that stoners especially like honey, it’s just that much like McGuyver, stoners are really crafty and have a knack for transforming ordinary household objects into pipes or bongs…things like apples and well, honey bears. It’s almost … Continued
