Why do some companies require a urine drug test when medical pot's legal in 26…
Yep, the dreaded drug test comes in a variety of intrusive forms. Screeners can look for traces of THC in urine, blood, hair, whatever…it’s all forensic and shit…like a freakin’ episode of Special Homicidal Investigator Crime Scene Victim Unit or whatever the fuck that show is called. Undoubtedly, the most common screen for weed is the pee test, though. It’s cheap and well, let’s face it, not everyone’s got hair, but everyone’s gotta pee sometime. The pee test has to be one of the most un-cool, embarrassing and down-right violating tests in existence. Well, that and anything the fucking DMV throws at ya. Just a paper-thin, tiny, plastic cup is all that stands in the way of a stoner and their dream job, or staying outta jail, or keeping a gold medal in snowboarding…not to mention a full-bladder’s worth of urine.
In fact, a whole industry has emerged to help stoners pass piss tests with technology including drinks that’ll magically flush out your system to drinks that’ll mask “certain” chemicals. And, you can even buy a bag that straps to your leg, has a heater, and is filled with synthetic pee…which would be a great gag gift by the way.
Anyhow, stoners sure love to cheat on tests. Still wondering how the last three dudes who landed the job of ohhh…say…the President of the United States of America got that gig despite smoking pot? Yeah, we aren’t either…
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It's funny you can be a drunk, thats ok but smoke pot??!?! you cant work for us if you smoke pot!
haha i hear you on that id rather be stoned any day then be drunk. I mean you can get high and still do what you needed to do and when you get drunk your screwed.
i love weed
we do too, man...we do too.
i mean really what would life be with out it
cheating on the tests are really easy but wen u get caught it sucks.
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I remember getting hired on by AT&T, had to piss test for it but smoked the night before. Tested with some other people and I was the only one hired. I was surprised as hell fuse I know my pee was loaded up... Too bad the Union sucked and I quite 4 years later.
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so can listerine , mouth strips and sweating can I pass the test tommrrw and I smoked yesterday its a swab not urine