Seriously, do we even have to fucking explain?
Matches, what a joke. You might as well go rub two sticks together or something because matches are just about useless. The wind blows, they go out. The wind changes direction, they go out, you breathe too heavy, they go out. You’re girlfriend farts and well, either you all explode into a million li’l charred stinky bits or the match goes out. Yep, useless little things those matches are. They’re manipulative too…make you think they’re gonna work, make ya think they’re going to help you get high, but nope. All they do is burn your fingers. Matches might as well be prohibitionist because they’re not helping anyone get high.
You ever drop a match in your lap? Of course, who hasn’t? One second you’re lighting a joint with a match, you’ve got a cheeseburger and the steering wheel in the other hand, hit a bump, and now your crotch is on fire. Well, that shit doesn’t happen when you drop a lighter.
You pull too hard on a bong rip and out goes that li’l sadistic match. Now you’ve gotta put that hot li’l fucker down and pull off another. Close the god damn flap find the li’l sandpaper part and try it all over again. All the while you’re missing the A-Team on TV and you’re not even stoned yet!
You know the colloquialism that everyone tells kids, “Don’t play with matches”? You know why folks tell ’em that? Well, it’s reverse psychology, man. If you tell those li’l fuckers not to play with lighters, they’ll actually accomplish starting a fire and burn the fucking house down.
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your actually supposed to use matches for joints, they protect the flavor
Matches are a stoners enemy
i hate matches. Trying to roast a bowl with lighters in San Francisco is useless. too much wind.
to edit the lat post:
i hate matches. Trying to roast a bowl with matches in San Francisco is useless. too much wind.
i have to completely disagree with this. when i take bong rips and i use matches i taste the flavor of the weed 10 times more than when i use a lighter. you get all that butane and stuff thats bad for you. using hemp wick and matches is the shit. dont know what you guys are smoking. or do I?
i disagree as well. i always take bong rips with a match. not trying to inhale hella butane.
this is crap. lighters give you nothing but that god awful butane smell right up your nose. and if you don't have any hemp wicks, matches are definitely the next best thing. you actually still taste your weed, and not the inner contents of the lighter.
Agree. Already addressed this issue on my comment regarding 'white lighters'. In my opinion, matches are best fit for lighting primitive stoves,ovens, boilers,fireplaces, candles. I never tasted this butane-thing in lighters that others are complaining about.
Lmfao still