Best music to listen to when stoned? We'll tell ya, man. It ain't just one…
Bluetooth speakers are stuff stoners like. Why? We’ll tell ya why. It’s because stoners like music. And because we’ve got a dope bluetooth speaker to give away from soundmonkeyaudio. But this ain’t just any run-of-the-mill bluetooth speaker. This one’s waterproof. So just in case you accidentally trip over your bong and spill nasty bong water all over this thing during a party—it’ll be fine. The bong? Who knows.
Check it out dude, some of the best bluetooth speakers on the market, shit like an overpriced bose bluetooth speaker ain’t even waterproof, man. Spill bong water on that thing and it’s toast. But this one’s waterproof and it’s free. How cool is that? So if you’ve ever wanted a bluetooth shower speaker—win this thing, put it in your bathroom, promise to never listen to Coldplay and you’ve got one. Wait? What was that about Coldplay? You read that right, but hang on, we’ll get to that.
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How’s this bluetooth speaker sound? Well we paired it with an iphone to try it out. Played a li’l reggae through it while rolling a joint a few minutes ago. And guess what? It sounded pretty awesome. Nice bass, great high. Plus we we’re pleasantly surprised how loud it got.
Any type of music will probably sound pretty cool in this thing as long as it’s not Coldplay. Seriously, don’t even try it. This bluetooth speaker is meant to bring joy to the world, not spread noise pollution. So If you win it you’re strictly forbidden from playing any Coldplay though it. You can play country music, Yanni, whatever the fuck you want to hear as long as it ain’t Coldplay. Actually in order to win this thing you’ll have to agree to never listen to Coldplay. Never ever. Like if Coldplay is hosting Saturday Night Live, you’ll have to watch something else. Or smash your TV. Say like if Coldplay suddenly comes on the radio while you’re on a windy mountain road, you’ll have to change the station or jump out of your vehicle while it’s moving and let it fly off a cliff. Telling you, man. You win and there’s absolutely no Coldplay. We clear on that?
Anyhow this bluetooth speaker is perfect for the beach, boat, on your kitchen sink—wherever you wanna rock out without worrying about getting wet. And it can be yours on Friday at 4:20 West Coast time. We’ll also throw in a pack of Stuff Stoners Like Rolling Papers and stickers. How do you win? Follow the directions below, dude:
HOW TO ENTER:
We’ll pick 1 random winner at 4:20 West Coast time on Friday, September 18 and contact ’em via email. Good luck.
*Must be at least 18-years of age, have love for weed and hate for Coldplay to enter.
**If you want to sponsor our giveaway shipping costs get in touch? Contact link is above. We’ll give you a shout for every contest you support.
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I hate coldplay, I even have a bumper sticker displaying my dismay for that horrendous group of people making noise .
I promise to never listen to that horrible band coldplay, for the rest of my days! :D Speaker looks awesome!!
So I guarantee you I will never listen to coldplay in my life
I have always hated Coldplay it started back with the song Yellow. Never really had a thing for Brits, but don't tell them that But. I think Lorde is cool. XD
Never will Coldplay be played on this speaker. Nothing will be listened to exempt "Wrecking Ball".
Coldplay???? Who the hell is that??? Oh it's that crappy noise that some people try to call music. Not listening to them now or ever.
I promise to never ever listen to coldplay whoever that is
I promise to make sure I'll never listen to coldplay ever again If I win this even if it comes on when checking out music sites or radio
If it comes on I'll be use to turn it off or change the station
I will never listen to Coldplay ever, ever, again! I only listen to Stoner Metal.
i promise not to listen to coldplay and mostly listen to pink floyd