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Stoners Like Road Trips

Road trips are pretty cool. But, road trips while stoned are legendary. Being on the open road, the wind in your hair, ashing a bowl right out the window.

Global Marijuana March Building Momentum

Even though it doesn’t happen on 4/20, the Global Marijuana March is an annual tradition where stoners from all walks of life demonstrate their overwhelming love of weed and celebrate en mass the Stuff Stoners Like! So, yeah, of course, … Continued

Stoners Like Star Trek

If a stoner is stoned enough they’ll just sit there and watch the blinking lights on a fucking Christmas tree, right? Well, that’s precisely why Star Trek is the quintessential stoner TV show, man. It’s filled with blinking lights and … Continued

Stoners Like Taco Bell

So here’s the thing about Taco Bell…they keep their menu super simple…for stoners. Sure they have a ton of “items” listed up on the board at the drive through, but each one of those items consists of the same few … Continued

Jerry Garcia Biopic Coming Soon

Jerry Garcia Biopic Coming Soon. The guys who brought us Hamlet 2, Little Miss Sunshine, and Election (Albert Berger, Ron Yerxa) are creating a music biopic

Stoners Like Doritos

Here at Suff Stoners Like we aim to please, man. Several stoners have written in touting Doritos as the ultimate stoner munchy. So…who are we not to investigate, right? So we decided to test that theory. And, well it’s true…stoners … Continued

SAFER Marijuana Reform Group Takes on the NFL

New England Patriots running back Kevin Faulk was suspended for one week and fined about $300,000. It was given by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell this week after pleading guilty in July to misdemeanor marijuana possession charges. The marijuana reform group … Continued

Stoners Like Paraphernalia

People have all sorts of rituals. Stoners are people too. And, they have a lot of rituals. Those rituals usually center around the type of paraphernalia a stoner likes to use to consume cannabis. And if you haven’t noticed, stoners … Continued

Stoners Like The Ice Cream Man

Okay, think about this shit for a second. We mean, really, do we even have to explain? Let’s say you’re a major stoner in the middle of a joint and a vintage episode of Mama’s Family, you know the one … Continued

Stoners Like Talking About Times They Were Stoned

It’s really kind of funny, but have you ever noticed how much stoners love talking about the times they were stoned when they’re stoned? Wait…did that come out wrong? It’s like the first thing outta their mouth upon exhaling is, … Continued

Stoners Like Reading

Well, aside from the liner notes on Pink Floyd’s Ummagumma album, it’s not widely known what it is that stoners like reading. But we here at Stuff Stoners like H.Q. suspect that anything penned by the legendary Tommy Chong would … Continued

Stoners Like Tivo

Don’t you just hate distractions? Well, stoners do too, man! When a stoner is high…nothing is more annoying than a knock at the door. Why? Because it might be the cops! Just kiddin’. Well, stoners hate that knock at the … Continued

The Black Crowes are Stuff Stoners Like

The Black Crowes are stuff stoners like, of course. Why? Because who doesn’t love watching or reading about two rock star brothers killing one another? But, that’s not the point…. We’ve discussed 10 things that stoners like…now let’s talk about … Continued

Stoners Like Procrastination

Isn’t it obvious? C’mon people…why else do you think it took us so fucking long to finally post something, eh?

An Arresting Essay on Legalization

Legalize Marijuana Written By: Ian Barry25-May-2009 Can I see a show of hands how many people here have ever smoked Cannabis sativa, commonly known as marijuana? I see none of you raised your hand. Well obviously no one would want … Continued

What Were You Thinking Right Here

We’re convinced that he’s thinking of shooting someone in the face, but we’re just not sure who. Leave comments with what you think he’s thinking, por favor. Anyhow, you clicked the link and we’d like to reward you with a … Continued

Stoners Like Munchy Runs

Stoners don’t really grocery shop per se, but once the sacred leaf kicks into HIGH gear, you’ll often see a lil’l know phenomenon called a “munchy run” take place. A munchy run is a lot like a beer run; hell … Continued

Stoners Like Starring at Photos of Buds

You know when you walk into a 7-11 to grab a Cherry-Coke Slurpee and some nachos and you over hear some dudes are holding up a magazine letting out a really loud “whoa…look at those”? Well, we bet the first … Continued

Jack in the Box Reinforces Negative Stereotypes

Okay, so yeah, we mentioned Taco Bell as the fast-food joint (pun intended) that’s got all the cool stoner menu items, right? Well, now we’re wondering if good ol’ Jack in the Box is all super jealous of Taco Bell’s … Continued

Happy Birthday Edna Garrett You Ol’ Stoner You

Today, April 22…Is Mrs. Charlotte Rae’s birtday. You remember Mrs. Garret…she took care of those annoying boarding school kids, remember there was that hot blonde, the chunker, the boy with longish hair from NY and li’l ol’ Tudy who in … Continued

How to Make a Honey Bear Bong

You know, it’s not that stoners especially like honey, it’s just that much like McGuyver, stoners are really crafty and have a knack for transforming ordinary household objects into pipes or bongs…things like apples and well, honey bears. It’s almost … Continued

Stoners Like Blowin’ Smoke Rings

Much like a really hot chick tying a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, blowing smoke rings is the bar trick de jour in stoner circles. Maybe it was the very stoney hukka-smokin’ caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland … Continued

Incense is Stuff Stoners Like

Incense is stuff stoners like because it can cover up the smell of pot smoke in a dorm room faster than you can make microwave popcorn.

Stoners Like Calling Everyone Dude

Man, you would totally think that the only people who call everyone “dude” are surfers, Californians or people who watched too many fuckin’ Keanu Reeves movies, right? Well, dude, if you think that…you’d be wrong. Calling people dude is a … Continued