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Stoners Like Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi A book review by Stuff Stoners Like People often turn to books to take a closer look at issues that are important to them. Everyone, including stoners, want a book that relates to their own … Continued

Arrested in San Diego Marijuana Raids

Thirty-one people including medical marijuana dispensary staff, volunteers, and patients have been arrested (so far) in terrifying military-style raids of dispensaries and private homes in San Diego County. A total of 14 dispensaries have been forced to close so far. … Continued

BREAKING NEWS–MOM GIVES WEED TO 9-YEAR-OLD!

Now that we have your attention, it’s true…Marie Myung-Ok Lee pushes marijuana on her 9-year-old son. She feeds the li’l guy weed-laced tea and cookies. Why, you ask? “Because he can’t figure out how to use a bong.” Marie Myung-Ok … Continued

The War on Drugs is a War on Pets

Listen, if you think the War on Drugs is just a war on people, you’re WRONG. The War on Drugs is also a war on pets! Even though President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder have announced an end to … Continued

Study Proves Smoking Marijuana Protects Against Cancer

Smoking marijuana does not cause cancer. It actually protects against it. But, don’t take our word for it, however, check out this Cancer Prevention Research Journal which has a study demonstrating that chronic, long term use of cannabis actually reduces … Continued

Back to School at Oaksterdam University

As harvest time approaches, so does the end of summer and that means school is right around the corner. Not everyone hates school, especially those attending Oakland’s increasingly popular Oaksterdam University located in downtown Oakland’s Oaksterdam district. “Oaksterdam University is … Continued

Stoners Don’t Like Matches

Matches are for suckers or for people who don’t have lighters. Why? Because they suck..that’s why. Have you ever tried to spark up a fat bowl with a match? Oh you did…did you? Well, how many times did those matches … Continued

Stoners Don’t Like Senseless Violence

You know when Pete Townshend would get all mad at his Rickenbacker and smash it into a million little pieces all over the stage and you’d say to yourself, “Shit, Pete, man…why don’t you just give that fucking beautiful geetar … Continued

Stoners Don’t Like Aerosmith

Imagine a bar band dressed in whatever they could find on the dirty floor of a thrift store, with a singer that looks and moves like Mick Jagger in the dark, and you have Aerosmith…aka a bad Rolling Stones cover … Continued

Stoners Don’t Like Kids

Sure, they’re cuddly and cute when they aren’t all covered in grape jelly, or snot, or afterbirth. It’s not that stoners don’t dig kids… it’s just that kids ruin everything and they’re just such buzzkills. Just imagine how fucking awesome … Continued

California Initiative to Legalize Marijuana Planned

Get ready Californians…we’ll all soon be able to vote on the legalization of marijuana. Plans are in the works, says Oaksterdam University’s Richard Lee, to submit an initiative to the secretary of state to legalize the recreational use and taxation … Continued

Voting Ends in Oakland on Increasing Marijuana Tax

Today marks the close of mail-in voting for Oakland’s Measure F, a new ordinance that’ll impose a special tax on the sale of medical cannabis in the city’s four dispensaries. If given the green light the measure would make Oakland … Continued

New Hampshire Veto Medical Marijuana Bill

New Hampshire Democratic Governor John Lynch just vetoed new legislation that would have made NH the 14th state to legalize marijuana. Apparently, Lynch has been bagging on the legislation for quite a while and even forced a rewrite, saying the … Continued

Stoners Like Grocery Shopping

Much like any other outing stoners might experience while stoned, grocery shopping is an adventure. Remember that scene in The Wizard of Oz where everything is all black and white and shit and then all of a sudden everything turns … Continued

BREAKING NEWS Brit Pot-Smoking Postman Burns Mail

So check it out…some lame stoner mailman over in England was sentenced to a year in prison today for burning thousands of pieces of junk mail! Unfortunately, Neil Goddard, 32, of York, England, wasn’t trying to be all resourceful and … Continued

MarijuanaBlogues #2

It’s surreal, thought Sayten, to just hop in the car with a bit of cash in his pocket and drive a few blocks to a cannabis dispensary. It’s Good Friday, he thought and then chuckled when he corrected himself…Good Weed … Continued

MarijuanaBlogues #1

Damn, Sayten thought to himself. Feeling crushed, he tossed his precious ipodphone on the bed, letting out a sigh. His last few texts for weed going unnoticed by Jowi. Ever since the day behind San Francisco’s Warfield theater when Pantera’s … Continued

Stoners Like Hoodies

It’s true, sometimes stoners will admit to a slight bit of paranoia right after smoking a joint, man. One minute smoking weed in a parking lot behind a Safeway seems like a really good idea and then all of a … Continued

Company to Sell Spray To Make Any Plant Produce THC

Our prayers have been answered and we’re not talking about Legalization. Soon, you’ll be able to smoke a tomato to get stoned. Yep, a few days ago scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced that they have successfully transferred the … Continued

Student Arrested for Pro Pot Demonstration

What student stoner, at some point in time, hasn’t written a persuasive essay on the Legalization movement? But, among you with your hands up in the air…how many of you punctuated your essay by smoking a joint in front of the class while presenting the said…persuasive essay?

Earth Day Grow Update

Man, these things sure grow like weeds don’t they? So back on Earth Day, April 22, 2009, we dropped 3 clones into soil on behalf of our blog readers and Twitter followers. You might remember that we’re donating all the … Continued

Stoners Like Cheating on Tests

Oh yeah, stoners love to cheat on tests…are you kidding us? No, man, we’re not talking about cheating on algebra or biology exams. Although, we imagine some stoners’ll cheat on those too. What we’re talking about is, of course, the … Continued